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Well don't you worry Alski! There was a generous quack delivery by a generous ducky who shall not be named sponsoring today's Day 9 of sending you dancing black cat gif:
There will be no dancing black cat gif today! I've run out of those gifs
People are like, "Free water for everyone...Unless you are actually thirsty. In that case you have to prove to me right now your life is worthy of my kindness or not. And make sure to not look too desperate, that gives me the ick and will lead me to just leaving with all my water."
Why would I even join a club..
What will I do there except feel more lonely.

Just what am I supposed to do anywhere orz...
I took 5 dark personality quizzes and each of them describes me having higher than average narcissism and machiavellianism! Ahem! So what they refer as narcissism is what I refer as self-love and self-care! What's wrong with being narcissist! *stares intensely at my reflection in the mirror and blows it a kiss*
I'm back. Kinda.
Bad news, folks, I'm fine again. I'm here to annoy you all once more.
I hate hate hateeee spiders! One just jumped on me! out of nowhere!!!
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