Moo principle # 555 - I'm creating a writing award. It will be called the Mooly. If I give you a Mooly, it means you have arrived as a writer, because you can now call yourself an award winning author. I will be giving them out on a limited basis.
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This is a free program I recommend any artists on SHF to look into
Such confusion
Very dizzy
Very dizzy
I am eating a butterscotch candy and a root beer barrel candy at the same time. It's a very nice combination.
I've never been a fan of smoking, maybe a celebratory cigar now and again... but these statuses have me craving a cig
Moo Principle #554 - I eat straw men for breakfast. I also sleep on them.
Inside you, there are two wolves.
"How many strawman arguments would you like in your replies?"
"Yes."
"Yes."
Dang, I cannot enter a date of birth before 1900s. I am being scammed by SH.
Beautiful 
How long until I get flamed for my opinion? 
Please note that the bug is mortal. He will die if you smack him.
It feels quite well having slept and woken at the proper time.
Normally I only eat one meal a day because if I eat anything earlier in the day, then I won’t have stomach for dinner. Tried to eat a nice breakfast this morning. It’s dinner time now… and I’m still full. What do I do? My father cooked such a nice dinner too…
What do I do? My father cooked such a nice dinner too…