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People are like, "Free water for everyone...Unless you are actually thirsty. In that case you have to prove to me right now your life is worthy of my kindness or not. And make sure to not look too desperate, that gives me the ick and will lead me to just leaving with all my water."
It's spring break.
👒👙🌊 :blob_gift:
CinnaSloth
CinnaSloth
I wouldn't mind being called CinnaSlut,
but wouldn't it be considered normal to wear a bikini at the beach?? Idk how that correlates to me being a slut. :blob_hmm_two:
Alski
Alski
Its also taking other things in to account, but i assume you would be looking for mansluts too.
Alski
Alski
Its the nature of american spring break.
Why would I even join a club..
What will I do there except feel more lonely.

Just what am I supposed to do anywhere orz...
I took 5 dark personality quizzes and each of them describes me having higher than average narcissism and machiavellianism! Ahem! So what they refer as narcissism is what I refer as self-love and self-care! What's wrong with being narcissist! *stares intensely at my reflection in the mirror and blows it a kiss*
LuoirM
LuoirM
I'm also a narcissist because I want to touch you
I hate hate hateeee spiders! One just jumped on me! out of nowhere!!!
My last thought before sleep: I really wanna see a UFO 🛸
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Ace_Sorou
As someone who saw one: no you don't.
SouthernMaiden
SouthernMaiden
That terrifying? Its my literal dream for the longest time. To just be chilling outside somewhere remote, gazing at the night sky, and then all of a sudden overhead one zooms by like a shooting star
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Ace_Sorou
It's really different when you see lights outside at 3AM silently hovering between two trees near your window. Especially when you're only 8 years old, and absolutely terrified because you don't even know the concept of a UFO.
And I know it wasn't a dream or a nightmare because my sister saw it too.
AHHHH! There's hair and hair and hair everywhere! I fear one day I'll go mad by randomly finding hair everywhere and then snip off my hair and then regret it! Tbh I feel like shorter hair would be much more easier to manage than long hair but my grandma had this perverse attachment to my hair and won't let me snip them off!!!
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