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I'm completely defeated right now.

TIL Naruto has 仙术 Senjutsu because all I heard was sage stuff.

Anybody know why my uploads go atop my drafted chapters?

Day 4 of sending you dancing black cat gif:

Sleepi's self motivation tip #10: I never knew having henchmen was so tiring! I now know why all those villain bosses in the movies were so grumpy!

With how things are going, I might as well start writing questionable smut for booktok or some shit to make extra money.

I think I am depressed

The best therapist is the question: "if I had a million dollars, would it still bother me?". If the answer is "yes", you need help (likely of a psychiatrist rather than a therapist). If the answer is "no", the problem is not within you, but outside, and that's where you need to work to change (or adjust your goals to fit your situation otherwise).

Dear Diary,
I hired a clown and a dog as my henchmen and a catto as my mascot to further progress my evil schemes of world domination.... but ....but I suspect they are all here for free donuts and cookies! Not a single mean bone required to be a villain can be found on them but it's ok! I've waited this long, I'll wait some more to teach them! That said, I should go stock up on those cookies and donuts!

Did you know that 1 week is 7 days, and 7 days is 1 week?

Gotham is actually the best city in DC because:
Wayne Enterprise, rehab program by Wayne E., basically free healthcare with extra steps by Wayne. E, Bruce Wayne being a lovable himbo.

Batman will break your bones, but Bruce will heal you for free.

Its just that having a degree of any kind will make you a crashout.

I painted over a bunch of thick stickers two months ago whilst giving the wall a coat of anti mold.

Then fifteen minutes ago, I itch-handedly pulled out all the stickers and now the white wall have patches of baby blue.

Also, I think the mold is back.

You play this, I scoop.