Moo Principle # 549 - Being in a completely human form always feels so vulnerable and offputting. It's just blech. You guys are just blech. Imagine not being able to shift into form you desire.
Pennywise walked into a bar.
The bartender said "Why the long face?"
"Do you think you're funny?" Pennywise asked.
"I don't think I am," the bartender said as he vanished into nothingness.
Moo Principle # 548 - Okay fellow booby meisers. Our boobiest members are AnonUnlimited, Conquorer_Quack, Prince_Azmirian_Mystic, and SRB. AS our winners are a large group, they will be drawn together badly, but nice and pregnant, for a group photo. I will try to make time for drawing them this weekend. Please thank them for doing their part to solve the birthrate crisis!
Hi. Sorry for reaching out here, but I'm getting no response on NovelUpdates. My submissions for a group, series, and release are stuck — neither accepted nor rejected. I tried different accounts: the "Added Groups" counter only moved to 1 when using a Patreon link. With the original link, it stays at 0. Is this due to the .top domain?
I'm writing the alien fiction on Honeyfeed. It's probably not going to be exactly what you wanted, but it's about a girl who gets turned into a small rock eating blue alien.
Don't let a certain mushroom's bias towards clowns and aliens stop you from achieving new heights! Also wanna join our stabbing club? We stab some random SHF persons every Friday as a group bonding exercise!


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