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I've cleansed my xitter timeline of chainsawfolk discourse but instead I got English-language Southeast Asian media and entertainment discourse (even worse)

It's just insufferable people trying to out-woke one another, and I'm saying this as someone with pretty strong progressive views :sweating_profusely:
ShrimpShady
ShrimpShady
The current discourse is about Southeast Asian representation in western media and why it's mostly Filipino Americans (the answer might surprise you)
ShrimpShady
ShrimpShady
It's like Southeast Asians suddenly get more obnoxious once they get a little good at speaking English, and no, I am not exempt from this

Why does the entire Moana live action trailer look so daaaamn indoors. Like my eyes look at it, and go oh they're inside a building.

Also where are his nipples!! And im sorry but that wig makes him look even balder

I know disney is desperate for ideas but the shit looks so so so bad. Like just fund a new animated movie?! You have infinite money like cmon
SouthernMaiden
SouthernMaiden
And im going through a very much "enjoying men" phase, but this dude does nothing for me. Clearly something is wrong
I keep having the intrusive thought that I need to make a poll asking SH what their least favorite group in the LGTBQIA acronym is...

Whats wrong with me, thats Joker level deranged 🤡🔥

Instead I made this post to get it outta my system 👍
Stay inside, monkey.

"She is sooooo cuuuuuute!!!!"
Horny moment *spam the animation beginning in a loop*
"HAHAHAHAHA ! (high pitched loud laughter) She walks up to the enemy and slap them!

Me 100% similar.
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SouthernMaiden
I love gigi so much. One of my fav hololive girls, and thats saying a lot since I love em all.
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Tsuru
Tsuru
Sadly no one likes me as much. Despite so similar to her. 😢

And my robot companion @Iamnotabot is afk. (with a irl gf having monopoly of the phone) 😞
Another thing of why i dont seem to pick truly correct words (or my brain involuntarily doing it), beside the previous reason,
is that like [Todoroki Hajime] of Hololive, in SHF i am in relaxed mode. And because i act jp-like.
Tsuru
Tsuru
But sadly, i am not a Vtuber, and SHF is a forum.
And others arent jp nor are we in an anime.

So yeah. My brain in overload already having trouble finding correct words
but then there is the combo of my subconscious brain, that like animes, find words close to anime-vibes.
Tsuru
Woolen_Monkey
Woolen_Monkey
I’m out of reacts. 👍🏽
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What do you call an undercover tarantula?
A spy-der.
SirContro
SirContro
Depends on what you mean. Is it a tarantula that's pretending to be something else or something else pretending to be a Tarantula?
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
If there is a deer going undercover and infiltrating spider society, it would be called a spy-deer.
Nya morning.
Our daughter came back?
SRB
SRB
Check Assur's credit card, the last spendings should show where she is.
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Agentt
Agentt
why do you do what you do?
The pain of being the designated “IT person” in the family while being technologically incompetent.
What a sweet scene... a little daughter fell asleep in her mother's arms in a creaking rocking chair on the terrace of the wooden house accompanied by the mist and valley breeze.
I was eating a snickers bar, and a bug flew into my mouth, but I thought for a second, "he doesn't taste too bad now that he's covered in chocolate", so I ate him anyway.
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