You MUST read my life-changing, super enlightened, euphoria-inducing stories, fr, fr! No cap!

[CharlesEBrown]

Who plays Dorothy in this?

It was an old AD&D adventure, so ... the entire party was either the Scarecrow (brainless), the Tin Man (heartless) or both...

 

[NotCorty]

I WILL NEVER TRUST SELF-PROMOTIONS. I WILL ONLY TRUST THE WORDS OF LONG-STANDING, NON-ALT SMUTHUBBERS WHO HAVE NO RELATION TO THE AUTHOR. SOMEBODY LIKE @NotCorty.

NOTCORTY IS THE FURTHEST SOMEONE COULD BE FROM CORTY. WHY ELSE WOULD THEIR NAME BE NOTCORTY.

This thread is legit and @Corty is a BAFTA award winner shitposter.

 

[RepresentingAnti-Representings]

Did this trend start because that one AI generated self promotion post of a co-author?

 

[Corty]

Did this trend start because that one AI generated self promotion post of a co-author?

I just began seeing thread titles on the front page popping up. The rest is about my low impulse control.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

And now you two broke up. What drama in my thread! Peak SHF lore

I'm getting hibbie jibbies for being labeled as someone's gf.

 

[Corty]

I'm getting hibbie jibbies for being labeled as someone's gf.

True. You are their DickTator.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

True. You are their DickTator.

Am just a Dick, but I like taters too

 

[FieryLou]

I'm getting hibbie jibbies for being labeled as someone's gf.

You seduced me, and once you were done with me, you left without taking responsibility.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

You seduced me, and once you were done with me, you left without taking responsibility.

Read my reply above.

I'm a dick, but also loves taters. No dick has ever taken responsibility.

Now, where's my taters?

 

[Corty]

You seduced me, and once you were done with me, you left without taking responsibility.

You can't shackle a peacock. You have to let him fly!

 

[FieryLou]

You can't shackle a peacock. You have to let him fly!

The Elders of my clan are already out. They want to bring him back to the Ancestral Hall and punish him by the Family Law. I hope they wont force him to marry me.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

The Elders of my clan are already out. They want to bring him back to the Ancestral Hall and punish him by the Family Law. I hope they wont force him to marry me.

I dun like to marry guys either. Call me old fashioned, but I want my wife to be female.

 

[FieryLou]

I dun like to marry guys either. Call me old fashioned, but I want my wife to be female.

Fear not, we Phoenix are genderfluid.

 

[Corty]

I dun like to marry guys either. Call me old fashioned, but I want my wife to be female.

Respect+

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Fear not, we Phoenix are genderfluid.

Immolation and rebirth is known to make a lot of things fluid...

Read my reply above.

I'm a dick, but also loves taters. No dick has ever taken responsibility.

Now, where's my taters?

So you're saying you're a dicktater?

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

So you're saying you're a dicktater?

Yes, but also no. I'm Hans.

 

[3guanoff]

If not for the "fr fr" and "no cap", I would have thought you were lying.
Incidentally, what did "no cap" mean again? I imagine its meaning is adjacent to "for real"..?

But your ad felt very genuine and fresh. 10/5.

 

[Dec]

what did "no cap" mean again

No cap is a slang expression meaning “genuinely; truthfully,” used to emphasize the sincerity or seriousness of a statement.

Source; https://www.merriam-webster.com/slang/no-cap

 

[AYM]

This thread is legit and @Corty is a BAFTA award winner shitposter.

THE TRUSTED SOURCE HAS SPOKEN. THIS SEAT IS FULLY CONVINCED ALL OF @CORTY'S NOVELS ARE WORTH READING. TRULY MASTERFUL PERSUASION. THE ONLY TIME I EVER FELT MORE PERSUADED TO READ A NOVEL WAS WHEN I WAS PERSUADED TO READ INVISIBLE DRAGON.

 

[StoneInky]

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P.S.:

If you are going to flood the forum with AI-generated self-promo, at least make it funny.

This promo is somehow amazing.

5 stars.