You can go back 100,000 years to a cave that will be discovered by archeologists, what do you write on the wall to mess with them?

[Alfir]

They will be suspicious if we use the alphabet, guys! They might deduce that a vandal had written it on the archeological site, someone who doesn't give a fuck about heritage and the ancient past! What we need to leave must be authentic! Or somehow, looks authentic! That way, we can perfectly mess with them, without them knowing they are being messed with!!

So my fellow forum users, any suggestions?

 

[GlassRose]

I will write the lyric of this Song

How in the nine hells is the Rick Roll coming back into popularity?

it's Turkey day, not Duck day. But...

It now says 'deleted member 139452' instead of Quack-Doctah... What did you do?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

They will be suspicious if we use the alphabet, guys! They might deduce that a vandal had written it on the archeological site, someone who doesn't give a fuck about heritage and the ancient past! What we need to leave must be authentic! Or somehow, looks authentic! That way, we can perfectly mess with them, without them knowing they are being messed with!!

So my fellow forum users, any suggestions?

Use something like Coptic (of the Egyptian Christians) ,Ancient Greek ,Biblical Hebrew, Old Norse or Sanskrit.

 

[GlassRose]

They will be suspicious if we use the alphabet, guys! They might deduce that a vandal had written it on the archeological site, someone who doesn't give a fuck about heritage and the ancient past! What we need to leave must be authentic! Or somehow, looks authentic! That way, we can perfectly mess with them, without them knowing they are being messed with!!

So my fellow forum users, any suggestions?

Well, whatever you're writing with needs to be A something that can withstand the tests of time, and B, something that can be dated with some kind of age test to prove that it really was 100,000 years old. Then, it won't matter if it's the alphabet. And they'll be really confused. The site will become so controversial!

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

How can we forget this?

 

[ReadLight]

Honestly, I'd just write "Hello".

Then let them debate: how is there English writing in this ancient cave?

"Someone must have discovered it ahead of time and tempered with this ancient artifact!"

"But that can't be the case, carbon readings show that the carving was indeed from 100,000 years ago!"

"Is this proof of time travel? "

 

[AvergeJoe]

I would write 'go to sleep'

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

An image of a nuclear detonation so the conspiracy theories would start

 

[2wordsperminute]

100,000 years is too far back. If it was like 500 years ago I'd pull a Nostradamus. But 100,000 years ago and they'd get suspicious if language was written. So I'd just draw Yu-Gi-Oh monsters.

 

[l8rose]

I'd draw the Woman and Cat meme but with Giorgio A. Tsoukalos as the woman.

 

[Kataelyna]

I would just draw cavemen riding dinosaurs

 

[SRB]

Write on the roof "look down" and write on the floor "look up"