You bumped into a woman's front loaders...

[CheertheSecond]

...or to be exact, she truck-kun you with her literal boobs of steel and sent you to the ER.

After 10 days of coma, you waited up to find your jaws broken and teeth missing.

Calculate your medical bill based on the place you live (insurance included if applicable).

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Um... was this power girl?
Cause like... if it were power girl I'd be trying to get her number.

Also... I probably won't have to pay much since I only have a copay of 100 dollars.

 

[SRB]

0 dollars, but no one's gonna replace my missing teeth. Free healthcare at its finest.
If I want my teeth back, that's gonna be around 700 bucks.

 

[CheertheSecond]

0 dollars, but no one's gonna replace my missing teeth. Free healthcare at its finest.
If I want my teeth back, that's gonna be around 700 bucks.

Ho boi! That's a dreadful bill

 

[Corty]

Sue her for improper use of deadly weapons. Make her pay for my bills.

 

[CheertheSecond]

Sue her for improper use of deadly weapons. Make her pay for my bills.

u can do that?

 

[Corty]

u can do that?

I can try.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I can try.

I can help.

 

[Corty]

I can help.

Let us get that bag!

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Let us get that bag!

You can get the money,
I'll take the two bags that caused the accident.

 

[NotaNuffian]

I want a re-enactment, only at a slower, softer pace.

I want to be smouldered to death.

 

[Corty]

You can get the money,
I'll take the two bags that caused the accident.

Best deal in my life.

 

[greyblob]

 

[Lloyd]

I would dodge out of the way in slow motion like the matrix.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I want a re-enactment, only at a slower, softer pace.

I want to be smouldered to death.

 

[NotaNuffian]

 

[Seaspecter]

Funny story I actually got a bloody nose from getting hit in the face with boobs. As far as the question it would be at least 10k where I live.

 

[Iloveshovels]

Immune. I have mastered halo, I, am able to pull a armor lock in real life.

 

[Notadate]

Let me be taken. I will not resist dommy mommy.

Immune. I have mastered halo, I, am able to pull a armor lock in real life.

Um uh, i meant this. I WOULD NOT BE TAKEN BY THOSE PEAKS!

 

[georgelee5786]

Ouch. No idea, I'd just get up and leave.