Writing Prompt Yeah, no!

[CheertheSecond]

You are one of the countless ladies that are being considered to become the consort to the crowned prince. Well, the prince is ok but the palace is a different beast altogether with its internal struggles, rules and people.

First daughter of Duke Tall "I would love to take His Highness's hands but I am born with a little trouble of not being able to bear children. I wish to step down for a more worthy lady."

Third daughter of Count Mintbar "I know everyone thought I am highborn and noble but I had ventured into a brothel when I was still reckless and lost my virginity."

Little sister of Baron Johnstone "I am gay, your majesty. I had already given my virginity to lady Dopfler and had taken hers."

Each excuses are more exaggerating than the last until fifth young lady of Lord Uhn-hinote ends it all for her house. "My sisters and I have penises."

Everyone gasps. Then it's your turn.

 

[Doctah_Quack]

You are one of the countless ladies that are being considered to become the consort to the crowned prince. Well, the prince is ok but the palace is a different beast altogether with its internal struggles, rules and people.

First daughter of Duke Tall "I would love to take His Highness's hands but I am born with a little trouble of not being able to bear children. I wish to step down for a more worthy lady."

Third daughter of Count Mintbar "I know everyone thought I am highborn and noble but I had ventured into a brothel when I was still reckless and lost my virginity."

Little sister of Baron Johnstone "I am gay, your majesty. I had already given my virginity to lady Dopfler and had taken hers."

Each excuses are more exaggerating than the last until fifth young lady of Lord Uhn-hinote ends it all for her house. "My sisters and I have penises."

Everyone gasps. Then it's your turn.

Quack.

 

[CheertheSecond]

Quack.

A quack is fine too!

 

[Anonjohn20]

young lady of Lord Uhn-hinote ends it all for her house. "My sisters and I have penises."

If the prince is smart, that won't stop him. #FutaSupremacy!

 

[ElijahRyne]

You are one of the countless ladies that are being considered to become the consort to the crowned prince. Well, the prince is ok but the palace is a different beast altogether with its internal struggles, rules and people.

First daughter of Duke Tall "I would love to take His Highness's hands but I am born with a little trouble of not being able to bear children. I wish to step down for a more worthy lady."

Third daughter of Count Mintbar "I know everyone thought I am highborn and noble but I had ventured into a brothel when I was still reckless and lost my virginity."

Little sister of Baron Johnstone "I am gay, your majesty. I had already given my virginity to lady Dopfler and had taken hers."

Each excuses are more exaggerating than the last until fifth young lady of Lord Uhn-hinote ends it all for her house. "My sisters and I have penises."

Everyone gasps. Then it's your turn.

Revolution before marriage. Transmute the prince and the royal court into bread!

 

[MC-Stories]

hmmm, so many options.....what to do, what to do?

 

[corruption]

"Your majesty, although I can often control it, when extremely stressed, as being your bride and latter queen would be, I fill compelled to violently lash out. This normally follows me making erratic decisions. I doubt me trying to kill an ambassador would help us avoid war, not my poor choices help us prosper."
Seem to think for a bit. "I am also pretty sure I would be very nervous on our wedding night and might try to kill you then. I do not even want to think about how I would be during pregnancy. I already try to remain secluded during my period." shudders.