What would you do?

[PaperCup]

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found a catgirl lying next to you?

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found a catgirl lying next to you?

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I will whip out my big black frying pan and beat the everliving daylights out of that thing for daring to encroach on my bed.

 

[FlutterOfCrows]

I would question how they got in here, prob be a bit panicked. Before letting them just get rest and then asking a battery of questions to them gradually as I get them something to eat.

 

[Sunsetinapainting]

I will chase them so far that they won't even remember where they coming from

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Go back to sleep

 

[Alski]

 

[blackcrowcrowd]

...yeah, I'm hallucinating.

 

[KaorimoHutsuEnaka]

La getterò dalla finestra

 

[RiceCooker717]

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found a catgirl lying next to you?

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Scream in terror I think? What do you expect of I saw an intruder?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I would go to my wife and tell her a homeless furry broke into our apartment. Then ask if I can use lethal force or if I should just call the police.

 

[TheKillingAlice]

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found a catgirl lying next to you?

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Unlock my night stand grab my gun?
Even blanks are deadly at a point blank range.

 

[Corty]

Make kittens

 

[NotaNuffian]

I would finally take it as a sign and jump off the building.

On a serious note, there will be questions but the most important one would be "oh god, am I going to get arrested?"

And then take it as a sign and jump off the building.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Make kittens

But how would you know if it's not Shirou Emiya in disguise?

 

[Bimbanana]

Have an academical discussion regarding fantasy race average lifespan

Summarize it

Took a calculator to calculate her age based on human-standard

and Voila!
To do or not to do!

 

[Corty]

But how would you know if it's not Shirou Emiya in disguise?

I'm a degenerate gambler.

 

[AliceMoonvale]

Call animal control.

 

[TinaMigarlo]

I suppose my tomcat could have a go at tearing it up, lol
but its getting the water squirt bottle, if it doesn't use the litter box.

 

[Nevafrost]

Shoo her away!
Only one cat has place in this house-nya