What is the strangest way to accept tips that you can think of?

[Arkus86]

Getting them to send 1$ American bills to a P.O box.

The P.O. Box is in Romania.

 

[RainingFish]

Burning the tips as sacrifices to an idol of the author you buy on their web store.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

"I don't know why I would ever need your fingertips, but... okay?"

 

[BearlyAlive]

You guys get paid?

 

[John_Owl]

Demand they show up in person to your house in a cosplay of their favorite character from your story to give you their tip - then giving them the address for the annoying Karen neighbor.

 

[Phantonym]

Hmmm maybe I could use some of these ideas...

 

[HelloHound]

break into their real life homes and rifle thru their couch cushions

 

[Phantonym]

break into their real life homes and rifle thru their couch cushions

Cosplayed as their favorite character and have them hide the tip there first so you actually find something

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Accepting tips from the poor sods on my blood farm. They don't have to pay for housing or wifi, and they merely get their blood drawn occasionally. Some feel the need to tip the queen commendations.

Accepting tips from the poor sods on my blood farm. They don't have to pay for housing or wifi, and they merely get their blood drawn occasionally. Some feel the need to tip the queen commendations.

Oh...You meant as an author...

 

[Phantonym]

Accepting tips from the poor sods on my blood farm. They don't have to pay for housing or wifi, and they merely get their blood drawn occasionally. Some feel the need to tip the queen commendations.

Oh...You meant as an author...

I mean hey I guess joining the blood farm could be counted as a tip

 

[CarburetorThompson]

Armed robbery