Writing Prompt What dost thou do when the pterosaurs attack?

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Dost thou run?
Dost thou hide?
Dost thou fight?
Dost thou die?
Dost thou organize?
Living in the renaissance was tough, was it not?
 

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I do believe I'd get the BBQ sauce. I've never had pterosaur before...
What ist this BBQ sauce thine mention. Mine eyes have not ever gazed upon it, nor my toungue tast it.
 

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The pterosaurs turn into pterosaur men hybrids
They're in heat
They need someone to relieve the burning desire
rising from their loins
We lock eyes
My one set of eyes,
their 8 sets of eyes
Yes. There are 8 pterosaur men
All of them need
relief
I'm the only woman capable of such a majestic
feat
Feet
Thats right. I'll even have to use my feet to accomplish this
 

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Hmmm... tame one, ride it, shoot my enemies from above with my bow.
Dost though have the time to? Dost thou have the ability to?
I believe thou doth call it marinade with spices from the orient. Nailed it, BBQ is on.
What spices dost thou meant?
The pterosaurs turn into pterosaur men hybrids
They're in heat
They need someone to relieve the burning desire
rising from their loins
We lock eyes
My one set of eyes,
their 8 sets of eyes
Yes. There are 8 pterosaur men
All of them need
relief
I'm the only woman capable of such a majestic
feat
Feet
Thats right. I'll even have to use my feet to accomplish this
Thine jest is in ill time. Dost thou not know that the pestes art not troubled by their loins?
 

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The pterosaurs turn into pterosaur men hybrids
They're in heat
They need someone to relieve the burning desire
rising from their loins
We lock eyes
My one set of eyes,
their 8 sets of eyes
Yes. There are 8 pterosaur men
All of them need
relief
I'm the only woman capable of such a majestic
feat
Feet
Thats right. I'll even have to use my feet to accomplish this
OMG I'm still rolling :ROFLMAO: . I can't even look at the screen while typing or I'm going to lose my shit again. Perfect response 10/10!

What spices dost thou meant?
Don't worry about the spices BBQ is off, I was beat out by foot job girl :ROFLMAO:
 

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OMG I'm still rolling :ROFLMAO: . I can't even look at the screen while typing or I'm going to lose my shit again. Perfect response 10/10!


Don't worry about the spices BBQ is off, I was beat out by foot job girl :ROFLMAO:
Methinks that there is little knowing of the threates we ar facing. The lusts of the pterosaurs is not in women folk, but in the fleshs of human folk. Theiy cast the sky in glutinous hungers for thy flesh.
 

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Methinks that there is little knowing of the threates we ar facing. The lusts of the pterosaurs is not in women folk, but in the fleshs of human folk. Theiy cast the sky in glutinous hungers for thy flesh.
Yeah, yeah... Threats of sky death.. My Ex-girlfriend had the same problem; I think they make a cream for that now... And before you cream over the cream comment, its salve...
 

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Yeah, yeah... Threats of sky death.. My Ex-girlfriend had the same problem; I think they make a cream for that now... And before you cream over the cream comment, its salve...
Thy casts thine die in the hopes oft a jest. A salve is not going to make thee invisible, thine form will be seent and thou will be torn by the limb. Are we to die here in thihs feild? Look, there ar more than a hundread oft thems.
 

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Thy casts thine die in the hopes oft a jest. A salve is not going to make thee invisible, thine form will be seent and thou will be torn by the limb. Are we to die here in thihs feild? Look, there ar more than a hundread oft thems.
First off the jests work. Second, we have the foot job queen. Third, all I have to do is run faster than you if SHTF... :ROFLMAO:
 

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First off the jests work. Second, we have the foot job queen. Third, all I have to do is run faster than you if SHTF... :ROFLMAO:
I do not completly know what the words coming from thine mouth meant. None of the less, there are more then eight pterosaur, even if the mad woman’s jest works we have more than a hundred of the pestes to deal with.
Not sure how I feel I'll about that title
But if thats what I need to be to save us then ill do it 🫡
Running would do thee better methinks.
 

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Not sure how I feel I'll about that title
But if thats what I need to be to save us then ill do it 🫡
I have to quite this forum. that last laughing fit almost made me lose a lung. Too funny. :blob_salute: Oh captain my captain! Fyi, you gave yourself away. You were too eager to give up being offended and jump into the... um, job? Yeah, the title was a perfect descriptor.:ROFLMAO:

I do not completly know what the words coming from thine mouth meant. None of the less, there are more then eight pterosaur, even if the mad woman’s jest works we have more than a hundred of the pestes to deal with.

Running would do thee better methinks.
Dude, haven't you ever heard of killing them with love? I'm telling you the foot job queen is going to roll all crits! Well,' they might not be called crits, but they will all be one shots. :ROFLMAO:
 

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I have to quite this forum. that last laughing fit almost made me lose a lung. Too funny. :blob_salute: Oh captain my captain! Fyi, you gave yourself away. You were too eager to give up being offended and jump into the... um, job? Yeah, the title was a perfect descriptor.:ROFLMAO:


Dude, haven't you ever heard of killing them with love? I'm telling you the foot job queen is going to roll all crits! Well,' they might not be called crits, but they will all be one shots. :ROFLMAO:
Dost thou mistakes lusts for love? Methinks she is sinking in troubled watyrs, and that thou ar lost. The bouth of thee truly do not know that these pestes prefer testes?
 

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Dost thou mistakes lusts for love? Methinks she is sinking in troubled watyrs, and that thou ar lost. The bouth of thee truly do not know that these pestes prefer testes?
Look, I've done all I can to reassure you about the situation. I'm not willing to share my doobie snacks with them. I know we might die, but that's a risk I'm willing to take. I grew this stuff myself and cured it for nine months... It's basically a baby; I can't just throw it to some horny monsters. I can however light it up and pass it to the left. 😁
 

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Look, I've done all I can to reassure you about the situation. I'm not willing to share my doobie snacks with them. I know we might die, but that's a risk I'm willing to take. I grew this stuff myself and cured it for nine months... It's basically a baby; I can't just throw it to some horny monsters. I can however light it up and pass it to the left. 😁
Why not just put thy concoction on the fire, and smoke outs the whol area?
 

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Why not just put thy concoction on the fire, and smoke outs the whol area?
The only way that isn't a party foul is if you pay for it. That's like sooooo much money... I mean, I'm already flying form it anyways. If I keep at it, I believe I can go higher.

I'm pretty sure neither of us must have anything better to do than continue a nonsensical hypothetical. I mean it's pretty obvious :ROFLMAO:
 

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The only way that isn't a party foul is if you pay for it. That's like sooooo much money... I mean, I'm already flying form it anyways. If I keep at it, I believe I can go higher.

I'm pretty sure neither of us must have anything better to do than continue a nonsensical hypothetical. I mean it's pretty obvious :ROFLMAO:
The pterosaurs may be weak to the oder of thine concauction, and thou refusest to save thy life because you worry about the cost, and using it to fly to the pestes. If my heart knew worse, I would thinks that thou whishes to take the mad woman’s place. Pterosaurs are after all more receptive to menfolk than womenfolk.
 
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