What are the weirdest pairings (ships) you ever encountered?

[Erysion]

Giant Squid x Hogwarts.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Technically speaking, In the movie Buzz Lightyear, they accidentally, in cannon, confirmed that Buzz Lightyear went back in time and fucked his own mother to give birth to himself.

TIME TRAVEL AS A PLOT DEVICE: NOT EVEN ONCE.

 

[georgelee5786]

Dream and george

For exactly one moment, I thought you meant me when you said george. The next moment, I realized I am an idiot.

 

[Ymadthepirate]

For exactly one moment, I thought you meant me when you said george. The next moment, I realized I am an idiot.

dumbass

 

[georgelee5786]

dumbass

That's what i said.

 

[BearlyAlive]

The Game of Thrones main pairing. Boytoy Snow and blond psycho lizard girl. (They did aot blond psycho bitches). But with the show being a dumpster fire anyway I'm not sure that counts.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Kirby x anything else!