Welcome to the internet, Scribblehub parody

[Representing_Tromba]

PG-13 version I take it?

I didn't remove any of the cuss words unless it didn't fit with the song theme.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

...

Okay gonna be honest, your cadence is off

Welcome to the internet
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Welcome to Scribblehub

2 1 3

You're off by one. Kinda busy, but here...

Welcome to the Scribblehub
Have a click around
Any tag that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the Scribblehub
We've got a rather gruesome fate
Would you like to see some fanfiction or 'Rakitan’s rate?
There's no need to uninstall
This isn't a test
Just click on a story and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the Scribblehub
What would you prefer?
Are you into isekai or any furry's fur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different stories with the tag of ENSLAVED.

Welcome to The Scribblehub
Have a step inside
Here's some really horny dragons
With a side of genocide.
We got lovers, and killers, and fantasy tropes
Were-still-waiting-on-Hans-Trodheim’s-pencil-drawings-of-everyone-on-the-forum-fuckin'-each-other.

Welcome to the Scribblehub
Time to get off your rocks
You can read a story; rub one out
Right into a sock
A tale of girl love, then boy love.
We've uploaded more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you WHORE

Read a character’s backstory
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your OCs
Comment every thought you think
Start a novel, decide it's awful
Disappear; it becomes a fossil
Have your OC eat a waffle
Or be the apostle of a brothel

Can't finish. Might get back to this later.

It's okay to be a bit more... surreal. The impression is more important than the literal meaning.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

...

Okay gonna be honest, your cadence is off

Welcome to the internet
2 1 1 3

Welcome to Scribblehub

2 1 3

You're off by one. Kinda busy, but here...



Can't finish. Might get back to this later.

It's okay to be a bit more... surreal. The impression is more important than the literal meaning.

Agreed. Thank you. I'll try using this or something similar.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

...

Oh...

Could I interest you in every story?
All of the time?
A little bit of any story
All of the time

try,

Could I interest you in a plot line?
All of the time?
Every single plot line?
All of the time?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

...

Oh...




try,

I think it flows better but I don't think it fits with the theme of showing off the stories, not the plots.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

go to the gym. If you can't carry even a microphone, and compare your arms to spaghetti.

Gyms here are pricey
I'll just eat Mum's spaghetti.

 

[Ellieporter]

We got tsunderes too!

Ehem

@greyblob @Anon2023 and @SailusGebel

 

[RepresentingWrath]

We got tsunderes too!

Ehem

@greyblob @Anon2023 and @SailusGebel

I'm deredere.

 

[beast_regards]

I object!

You can't pull this out with your deep baritone

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I object!

You can't pull this out with your deep baritone

True. I would get someone else to sing it. I think I have a friend who may try.