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Sharing this here because it's hilarious, and 420 characters for a profile status isn't enough.

So far [the chests] had been filled with what Miranda called “vendor trash”, items whose only purpose was to be sold after they had finished the dungeon.

“It’s like going trick or treating,” she had explained with a sour look on her face, “only for them to give you a dollar and tell you to go buy yourself some candy.”

“And we’re doing the equivalent of egging their house for it?” Jeremy had asked.

“No, we’re doing the equivalent of breaking into their house, murdering everyone inside, and getting mad that they didn’t have any Butterfingers.”
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