The Last to Comment Wins

[Navillus]

"According to official SHF Lore, I have two children with JayMark, whose names are Auryithex and Norythiim. The worm is the child between AnonUnlimited and Jaymark."

It seems JayMark has kids with everyone except his bovine wives.

Oh dear…

 

[Anonjohn20]

Wah!

 

[Shiriru_B]

I'm winning by wondering why we even post here

So that one of us eventually wins.

 

[Anonjohn20]

Also to honor the OP, may he rest in peace.

 

[Shiriru_B]

Wah!

 

[Anonjohn20]

Wah!

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by sitting half asleep in work

 

[Anonjohn20]

Nyah!

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by probably writing a roast today if there will be no substantial work today

 

[Anonjohn20]

10/10

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by cutting stickers (boring)

 

[Shiriru_B]

Wah!

 

[Navillus]

Nyah!

 

[Shiriru_B]

Wah!

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by working a lot (fixing mistakes others did)

 

[JayMark]

"According to official SHF Lore, I have two children with JayMark, whose names are Auryithex and Norythiim. The worm is the child between AnonUnlimited and Jaymark."

It seems JayMark has kids with everyone except his bovine wives.

I have many kids with my bovine wives.
You should know.
You ate most of them!

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by having a lot of work today and finally going home

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by not writing a roast and instead winding down from the work with mediocre can of cola