The gospel truth...

[CheertheSecond]

If emotion measures how strong faith and will can be, then surely besides the need to breathe


there can be no stronger force than the desire to shit.


Without a doubt, Diarrhoea is one strong name for a pagan god.

 

[DeepWater]

The only religion I can see having a diarrhea god is hinduism.

 

[Hoshino]

German:Nein, ich habe ein stärkeres Verlangen zu schlafen
English:Nah, i have desire a stronger desire to sleep.

 

[cabbag3]

If emotion measures how strong faith and will can be, then surely besides the need to breathe


there can be no stronger force than the desire to shit.


Without a doubt, Diarrhoea is one strong name for a pagan god.

Rather than the desire to shit, it should be the more specific desire to shit in your home or at least not in public view.

 

[CheertheSecond]

Rather than the desire to shit, it should be the more specific desire to shit in your home or at least not in public view.

Holy Shit! You recognised the Truth within the Truth! Oh great sage of Shitting, take my humble bowel!

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Thou who withholdest the filth is a heathen to all that is true.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

There can be no stronger force than the desire to shit.

If my child is in danger, I will leap off the toilet and run to save him with shit dangling from my ass and dropping all over the floor and soiling any clothes that happen to get in the way. My shit will keep coming out, but I will also save my child. Both forces are equally strong.

 

[Daydreamers]

If my child is in danger, I will leap off the toilet and run to save him with shit dangling from my ass and dropping all over the floor and soiling any clothes that happen to get in the way. My shit will keep coming out, but I will also save my child. Both forces are equally strong.

I didn't want to finish the sentence, but sadly I did... curse you

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I didn't want to finish the sentence, but sadly I did... curse you

Most people also shit while giving birth.

‘Poo milkshake’ boosts the microbiome of c-section babies

Giving faecal transplants to children born by caesarian section is promising, early clinical trial results show.

www.nature.com