The Blood-Cookie Secret Formula Was Stolen By A Witch

[Deleted member 84247]

I went for a routine inspection on my blood farm and found that a witch had stolen the secret recipe, which had been kept for millennia. I feel betrayed, and now, I will never be able to enjoy such delectable crimson cookies. What should I do?

 

[georgelee5786]

Slip me a lil dosh and that witch'll be asleep before the week ends

 

[LuoirM]

Cookie recipes made milennias ago probably won't suit the taste of modern day people, remake them and sell them, with one sale for like $10 or $100 dollar and another millenium of compound interest you'll be swell.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Most likely, the recipe will be lost and forgotten in a century or two. Just make a new recipe and bring the old recipe back once people have forgotten about it.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Slip me a lil dosh and that witch'll be asleep before the week ends

Is that English? What is a lil dosh?

Cookie recipes made milennias ago probably won't suit the taste of modern day people, remake them and sell them, with one sale for like $10 or $100 dollar and another millenium of compound interest you'll be swell.

Most likely, the recipe will be lost and forgotten in a century or two. Just make a new recipe and bring the old recipe back once people have forgotten about it.

 

[Deleted member 76176]

Is that English? What is a lil dosh?

lil is little and dosh is a slang for money.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I always feel better after a good long nap.

 

[georgelee5786]

Is that English? What is a lil dosh?

I'm acting like I am Kuben Blisk from TF2.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I'm acting like I am Kuben Blisk from TF2.

I will slip you $4 to gettem.

lil is little and dosh is a slang for money.

Wow, that makes sense. Surprised I didn't know that.

I always feel better after a good long nap.

What's the longest amount of time you have ever slept?

 

[Insomniologist]

Find the witch and condemn her to an eternity of baking.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

What's the longest amount of time you have ever slept?

333 years. It's not good to be stuck in bed too long.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

333 years. It's not good to be stuck in bed too long.

I shall beat your record by sleeping for 666 years, 6 months, 6 days, and 6 hours.

 

[Blitz]

find the witch and ridiculously up charge her the cost of all the ingredients! Make her fear the resources of a former monopoly owner

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Nuke the site from orbit.
Only way to be sure.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Make a recipe for cupcakes.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

TOTAL WAR ?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Make a recipe for cupcakes.

I never thought of blood cupcakes!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

So you're saying you don't have every detail of the secret formula memorized? I sense a severe skill issue here

 

[Deleted member 84247]

So you're saying you don't have every detail of the secret formula memorized? I sense a severe skill issue here

No, you have the skill issue. If you were wise, you'd know it can only be made with the formula!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

No, you have the skill issue. If you were wise, you'd know it can only be made with the formula!

Obviously the formula exists within your head smh.
Unless that witch entered your brain and went Oceans Eleven on it. At that point I say let it be and respect the witch for her grindset.