SUPREME COURT OF SHF

[sleepandeatallday]

I gather here today to address a grave matter! Today, an orc brought 2 cops to illegaly search my home without proper warrant! They didn't even show me any ID or documents and when I resisted, blamed me for locking the door! *sobs dramatically* What has SHF come too? Can't a naive cute innocent guiltless catto like me live without any fear!

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

This reminds me of that door dash driver a while back. The one that said she was assaulted because the guy was sleeping on his couch naked.

 

[Bimbanana]

This is the Supreme Court of SHF
Any Case can be fought in this court

Pros: No Judicial Bias
Cons: no Cons

To register a thread
The person must type in the format
@Xyz with lawyer @abc Fighting against @Fkr with @bich

Judge - @Playerkartik
Jury - @Representing_Tromba , @Mellohwa , @Macha , @Tsuru , @tiaf , @Decaded , @greyblob , @AliceMoonvale , @FRWriter , @Anonjohn20
Clerk - @Hans.Trondheim
Executioner - @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
Bailiff - @A-Random-Writer
HOLY BOOK - @Tabula_Rasa
Alchemist - @ElijahRyne
Cuck Chair - @JayMark

I came here for to adress a case of theft.

Item in question: A diary

Accused: Sleepandeatallday

Victim: Me

Victim's Demand: Accused to return the item in question, and change her profile title into: "Orc's little slave"

Evidence:

 

[Arkus86]

I came here for to adress a case of theft.

Item in question: A diary

Accused: Sleepandeatallday

Victim: Me

Victim's Demand: Accused to return the item in question, and change her profile title into: "Orc's little slave"

Evidence:

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You are bothering the court over the theft of a diary? It's not even a misdemeanour, is it? What is the court gonna do, slap her on the wrist? Just drive over there in your tank and take it back.

 

[Playerkartik]

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Does the court have jurisdiction over cats~?

 

[JayMark]

Scandalous!

 

[Bimbanana]

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You're the judge and you dont even bother to respond to my case?
Yet you put another case toward the victim?!

This court is rigged!
Like what the cow said, SCANDALOUS!

 

[Bimbanana]

Does the court have jurisdiction over cats~?

Does this court have jurisdiction over antything???

SCANDALOUS!
AGAIN!

 

[Playerkartik]

You're the judge and you dont even bother to respond to my case?
Yet you put another case toward the victim?!

This court is rigged!
Like what the cow said, SCANDALOUS!

Lemme tell you...
The bull called you a scandal...didn't you @JayMark

 

[JayMark]

Lemme tell you...
The bull called you a scandal...didn't you @JayMark

Well, since you called me a bull and he called me a cow, I have to agree with you.

 

[Bimbanana]

This is bullsh*t!



(bullshot)

 

[Bimbanana]

You are bothering the court over the theft of a diary? It's not even a misdemeanour, is it? What is the court gonna do, slap her on the wrist? Just drive over there in your tank and take it back.

Might drive my tank and rolled this court also

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Ahem! Honored judges, I want to file another misdemanour against the orc! Today, I was presented with an offering of 3 catnip fishes, and even though initially skeptic, I gave the orc the benefit of doubt believing he wanted to make amends! *sobs dramatically* Me being kindhearted. I called upon my other cat friends to share the food, particularly @Assurbanipal_II only to find later than the cat food was not 3 days, nor 3 months but full 3 years expired! I sue him and request that he compensate our hospital bills!

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Might drive my tank and rolled this court also

This is exactly the lawless behavior one would expect from an arrogant tyrant! Does he have proper documents and license to own such dangerous firearms? Where does he get these supplies from? Where do these funds come from!

 

[Arkus86]

Might drive my tank and rolled this court also

Please don't. Think of the poor janitors who would have to clean it up...

 

[Playerkartik]

@Hans.Trondheim -sensei are you willing to continue as the Court Clerk?

 

[Bimbanana]

I see what's happening here...
i tried to believe on the judicial system... but it failed me.

Very well, i shall leave and rest my case. For now.
*put on Guy Fawkes mask*

But this is my last message for this court building:

"Remember remember, the 14th of April"

 

[sleepandeatallday]

All I asked for was your documents for your firearms and tanks and the source of your funds and weapons! You wouldn't leave so abruptly if something was not fishy!!!

 

[Bimbanana]

All I asked for was your documents for your firearms and tanks and the source of your funds and weapons! You wouldn't leave so abruptly if something was not fishy!!!

TOO LATE!