Somewhere in the multiverse, you are a car salesman

[CrimsonGenius]

I mean the bad suit, used car salesman. You meet that version of you. What would you say to that version? They think you writing stories is a waste of time while they go to strip clubs and eat loaded butter steak taco pizzas.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

It might be a hate sex angle.

 

[RedMuffin]

Nuh-uh, even if the multiverse exist, there's no way I would be a car salesman, even if it's a parallel universe the quality of what defines 'me' as me would remain unchanged, so there's no way someone with 'selective participation' would work as a salesman.

 

[beast_regards]

I mean the bad suit, used car salesman.

... but in the end I am punished for my continuous attempts to mislead the customers claiming that the Japan is the real country. A Toyota truck crushes through the window of my bathroom and I am teleported to the capital of hell, Cleveland....

 

[BearlyAlive]

"Hey, at least one of us has a job, and the other doesn't constantly think about killing themselves. Imagine having both no job and those thoughts... Anyway, food?"

 

[MotherofAThousandYoung]

What if I'm already a used car salesman?

 

[RedMuffin]

What if I'm already a used car salesman?

So you're that one salesman and another version of you who's a writer might see you in this scenario. This is kinda a 2nd POV for you.

@Arch9CivilReactor I suddenly thought this might actually be helpful for your 2nd POV story telling.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Were you adopted?