SHF High-school Fanfic

[Nolff]

Common sense should be discarded the only thing you need is insanity LiKe Me

Like how you figured out you're a girl and Corty's a girl by the time you first reached this school?

Meh, you're just built different. And I'm built normal.

 

[SRB]

Uhm... Care for a vodka?

I'm sorry about this but, I live in the rural, ranker. And I am uncultured.

Then why does every product I've bought always shrink its size? And the cost stays the same?

I want justice to be brought onto the court for these cases.

That's a good point, honestly. Oke, maybe you're not a spy, but I'm keeping an eye on you... Comrade.

 

[LuoirM]

Mama Danny is here What do you need, kiddo?

Tell your Slavic mama what's wrong.

Spoiler: ...

(<late reply cus It took me 5 minute to find this blob emoji)

? *innocently hands note*
Me find this on me table, me thinks it's Luoir because he gone, me no know how to read. Can you tell me what he said? Me worry.

Spoiler: Note

*At that same exact moment, a comically bad disguise of Luoir appeared, the dude wearing the disguise must be the same age as Luoir and Orlui, his hair is brown but hastily sprayed some black on with black contacts to hide the original blue eyes, his face and voice don't even look the same as Luoir.*
Hello, I am Luoir, I like eggs and... leg anatomy?

Spoiler: Depiction

 

[Nolff]

That's a good point, honestly. Oke, maybe you're not a spy, but I'm keeping an eye on you... Comrade.

Thank you. Also, your "K" shines brightly today. Is there a good news for us, workers?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

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[LuoirM]

(still can't see gifs mama daikon )

 

[SRB]

Spoiler: ...

(<late reply cus It took me 5 minute to find this blob emoji)

? *innocently hands note*
Me find this on me table, me thinks it's Luoir because he gone, me no know how to read. Can you tell me what he said? Me worry.

Spoiler: Note

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I'm... Confused a bit.
*honestly tells you everything that was written in the note*
*eats the note*
And now I'm going to pretend that I have no idea what's written on there.

*At that same exact moment, a comically bad disguise of Luoir appeared, the dude wearing the disguise must be the same age as Luoir and Orlui, his hair is brown but hastily sprayed some black on with black contacts to hide the original blue eyes, his face and voice don't even look the same as Luoir.*
Hello, I am Luoir, I like eggs and... leg anatomy?

Spoiler: Depiction

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... Do you want some tea and potato salad Luoir?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

(still can't see gifs mama daikon )

It's that Bert "what did I just read" gif

 

[SRB]

Thank you. Also, your "K" shines brightly today. Is there a good news for us, workers?

There's never any good news for workers as long as this government is standing.

 

[LuoirM]

I'm... Confused a bit.
*honestly tells you everything that was written in the note*

*brain overfunctioning*
*brain starts breakdancing*
*nods but don't understand none, unknowingly yet fortunately chooses ignorancy*

*eats the note*

awww me was going to do that but thanks father, me now understand (lies)
*skips backwards away (she just practices doing that to be cool)*

 

[LuoirM]

... Do you want some tea and potato salad Luoir?

Do L- I... usually do? That sounds like two different meals

 

[SRB]

*brain overfunctioning*
*brain starts breakdancing*
*nods but don't understand none, unknowingly yet fortunately chooses ignorancy*
awww me was going to do that but thanks father, me now understand (lies)
*skips backwards away (she just practices doing that to be cool)*

*uneats the note*
*it's perfectly clean and fine*
*hands you back the note*

Maybe you should talk to... Luoir about it.

 

[SRB]

Do L- I... usually do? That sounds like two different meals

Potato salad is one meal, it's just a salad made from potatoes... Have you hit your head, little one? I don't have eyes so it's hard to tell.

 

[LuoirM]

Potato salad is one meal, it's just a salad made from potatoes... Have you hit your head, little one? I don't have eyes so it's hard to tell.

I have not, unfortunately, though the idea of potato salad suggest melancholy, do the people who consume which turns out gleeful... *gets pulled away afterwards*

*uneats the note*
*it's perfectly clean and fine*
*hands you back the note*

Maybe you should talk to... Luoir about it.

*nods nods*
understood, father see you later, me gon play!
*eats the note*
*holds the totally real Luoir hand and pull him away*

 

[SRB]

I have not, unfortunately, though the idea of potato salad suggest melancholy, do the people who consume which turns out gleeful... *gets pulled away afterwards*

*nods nods*
understood, father see you later, me gon play!
*eats the note*
*holds the totally real Luoir hand and pull him away*

@DannyTheDaikon so, we're kidnapping another child or what?

 

[FlutterOfCrows]

Character Sheet: Ray Mann

• First Name: Ray
• Last Name: Mann
• Age: Undetermined
• Gender: Female
• Physical Appearance: Ray's appearance changes, but some constants may remain: she often wears sunglasses and has long dark hair.
• Personality and Behavior: Ray has a penchant for Japanese terms, often speaking or exclaiming phrases in a weeb style, reflecting her passion for Japanese pop culture.
• Curse: Ray is afflicted with a curse that seems central to both her existence and her actions. The exact details and origin of this curse remain shrouded in mystery but deeply affect her life and powers.
• Connections: She is friends with @FlutterOfCrows ?
• Powers: Ray possesses the ability to travel through timelines and eliminate temporal anomalies.

I think I will go with this interpretation and make it my canon.

Sure lol

 

[LuoirM]

Spoiler: Foreword

the existence of Rioul have been on the back of my head for a while now lol and Facebook literally recommend my first ever SH story to me just the other day, probably a sign from god telling me to "do it no balls"
The story itself is where Luoir disguised himself with magik and became a different guy basically with his name flipped backwards.
Black eye black hair > brown hair blue eyes.
Luoir > Rioul

Still not have much plans, I kinda rushed this one, bad introduction tbh could've handled it better, I was thinking the three represents all 3 types of ways I've interacted with people on the forum
Luoir: spamming would/smash
Orlui: self explainatory dum.
Rioul: pessimistic and dreamy part that covet for serenity and peace like when talking to Void (still deciding, could just be the rational one out of the 3)
Orlui tallest, Luoir = Rioul.
Thanks for reading this useless piece of info

 

[SRB]

Spoiler: Foreword

the existence of Rioul have been on the back of my head for a while now lol and Facebook literally recommend my first ever SH story to me just the other day, probably a sign from god telling me to "do it no balls"
The story itself is where Luoir disguised himself with magik and became a different guy basically with his name flipped backwards.
Black eye black hair > brown hair blue eyes.
Luoir > Rioul
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Still not have much plans, I kinda rushed this one, bad introduction tbh could've handled it better, I was thinking the three represents all 3 types of ways I've interacted with people on the forum
Luoir: spamming would/smash
Orlui: self explainatory dum.
Rioul: pessimistic and dreamy part that covet for serenity and peace like when talking to Void (still deciding, could just be the rational one out of the 3)
Orlui tallest, Luoir = Rioul.
Thanks for reading this useless piece of info

Enteresting...

 

[Deleted member 146224]

@DannyTheDaikon so, we're kidnapping another child or what?

Sure let's do that

 

[LuoirM]

Sure let's do that

(How did you two come to this conclusion that fast )