Secrets of the one above game

Pennywise · Monday at 3:08 AM

The one above me stole all the petrol and replaced it with octopus ink....

Bimbanana · Monday at 3:10 AM

The one above me didn't know that i only do that when his ice cream truck is coming.
Good thing i can always hear his music from miles away.

JayMark · Monday at 3:35 PM

The one above me wears a tuxedo on the battlefield just to flex.

AliceMoonvale · Monday at 6:33 PM

The one above me is not even a cow, they're a transformer and have been spotted in their car form.

JayMark · 2026-03-31T07:35:31+0100

AliceMoonvale said:
The one above me is not even a cow, they're a transformer and have been spotted in their car form.

Spotting me means the one above me has seen more than meets the eye.

JayMark · 2026-04-01T05:43:08+0100

This one above me, I pity the fool!

Playerkartik · 2026-04-01T05:50:10+0100

The above me was caught talking to himself...what a fool...

Anonjohn20 · 2026-04-01T05:52:58+0100

Playerkartik said:
The above me was caught talking to himself...what a fool...

The one above has a secret stash of pickaxes in case the real world ever turns into Minecraft.

JayMark · 2026-04-01T06:07:58+0100

I say to the one above me, I pity them minecraft nondiamond tools!

Bimbanana · 2026-04-01T06:08:44+0100

The one above me have too many gold and diamond!

Woolen_Monkey · 2026-04-01T09:09:50+0100

The one above me is all balloon muscle.

Bimbanana · 2026-04-01T16:56:28+0100

The one above me got fired from his emo band for too much cymbal-banging

Anonjohn20 · 2026-04-01T19:31:49+0100

The one above is using his balloon muscles to invade the monkey's kingdom in the next Bloons game.