(Everyone deserves cheese in their life. I forgive him and encourage him to just ask for it.)The one above me has been secretly stealing cheese from Anonjohn20 for five years now.
The one above keeps using evil magic to turn my futa cheese into regular cow cheese.The one above me uses evil magic to turn cheese into stone.
The one above me should thank me.The one above keeps using evil magic to turn my futa cheese into regular cow cheese.
I can just buy cow cheese at the store! Futa cheese is a rare delicacy.The one above me should thank me.
(All cheese is necessary, you heretic. Why are you trying to convince me to milk your wives more often? Do you have a confession to make?)The one above me secretly prefers cow cheese.
("Abattoir." You French people and your fancy words.)The one above has overheard that they are to be taken to the abattoir tomorrow and have only one night to plan and effect a wacky hijincks-filled escape from the farm. However, they are too addicted to the Scribblehub forums to set themselves to the task at hand.