The one above me is allergic to important plotlines; he's stuck as a background character, and the protagonist often forgets his name despite them being related.The one above me is allergic to all pens.
The one above me once took my golden pen for his hoard. I was a penholder without a pen for the longest time due to his selfishness.The one above me is actually someone.
(?)The one above me is Conan's witch baby but we don't know which baby.
The one above me keeps getting pranked by other people. They feed the one above a shiny metal pretending it's gold, but it's actually pyrite.The one above me is secretly shaving flesh off of themself to sell to the fast food industry because of their super fast regeneration, and is very delicious in the taco I ate earlier.
This person escaped from a mental asylum. That’s not a secret but what’s a secret is that and he looks like thisThe one above me watched in horror as I turned each and every single one of his wives and daughters into a futa. Milk production skyrocketed.
The person above me has figured out my plan to know if one gorilla can save one hundred men.The person above me keeps tying people to train tracks so that others are faced with ethical dilemmas.