Secrets of the one above game

[JayMark]

The one above me sends kids to the slaughterhouse to reduce the amount he has to pay in child support.

The one above me doesn't know that some things never happened, aren't happening, and shouldn't be talked about.

 

[Our_Lady_in_Twilight]

The one above spends their weekends in Starbucks loudly reading aloud Les Miserables in the original French. They do this in the hope of appearing cultured. They do not understand French.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The lady above me is a known birdwatcher. She'll be using her binoculars to peep on innocent birds as they bathe.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me is the reincarnation of Ghengis Khan

 

[ShrimpShady]

The one above me is actually neither nobody nor somebody, but a secret third ontological state

 

[unlaumy]

The one above me is secretly a fossilized shrimp

 

[Hoshino]

The one above enjoys fungicide, nya.

 

[Worthy39]

The one above me is a bird.

 

[Hoshino]

The one above me likes to breed with AI — Nya.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

The one above me has decent memes.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me has a terrarium full of reptiles.

 

[Hoshino]

The one above me likes to eats fried chicken with hot water and smoothie of hot chocolate, mayonnaise, chili paper, caramel, Rendang, pineapple, vinegar, omurice, tea, caffeine, curry, rice, and hongeo-hoe on pizza — Nya

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

The one above me looks good in my hoard.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me once learned how to swim to try and court a water dragon.

 

[Worthy39]

The one above me will be futa'd to death.

 

[Our_Lady_in_Twilight]

By the one above me

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me once went to a cooking class and was kicked out for burning the kitchen in an attempt to make a bowl of cereal.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

The one above me gets excited about banana sundaes ??

 

[AnonUnlimited]

The person aboves me wears a dragon costume when he goes to buy coffee.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

The one before me wears a human costume for Halloween.