Scribblehub Writes a Story

[JayMark]

Albert found some rolled up newspaper and swatted a spider.

 

[ElijahRyne]

The spider picked up Albert and defenestrated him.

 

[JayMark]

The engineer stretched his neck at the sight, "That's what you get."

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Albert was upset, he didn’t have money to repair his window, so he decided to sue the spider… then he wondered how he even got into the story.

 

[JayMark]

The engineer repaired the window, so Albert could only sue for injuries; he hired 13,001 lawyers.

 

[Anonjohn20]

But the lawyers were incompetent and lost the case, so the spider counter-sued.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

The spider, who was also a question mark, was now rich and called himself the High_Emperor_Anon_Spider_Question_ ..._ Person.

 

[JayMark]

Albert became depressed and got part times jobs at american style Chinese food buffets, but he binge ate leftovers until he gained 800 pounds, so when everyone saw him they would yell, "Hey! Hey! Hey!"

 

[ElijahRyne]

All the more surprising is that he was once again defenestrated by a spider, when he tried to stomp on one.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Then Albert was sued again for cultural appropriation, since he was not the correct color.

 

[Ruti]

The Albert counter sued, as it was cultural appropriation for thinking he was appropriating culturally

 

[ElijahRyne]

“NASA knows that the best way to learn is by applying new ideas themselves and measuring the results.”

 

[Anonjohn20]

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[JayMark]

Albert ate the cheese and had a heart attack.

 

[Anonjohn20]

NASA gave Albert a proper autopsy while the lawyers sued everyone they could, even themselves.

 

[Ruti]

And then, someone died. Who died? I don’t know.

 

[ElijahRyne]

“It seems the true terror of this story is the anguish of aging.”

 

[JayMark]

Albert woke up on the autopsy table as a fat zombie only to discover that the autopsy table was his little sister.

 

[Ruti]

Meow

 

[ElijahRyne]

“To Bach, music was an offering to god.“