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[ElijahRyne]

So Albert decided to assassinate the underwear gnome leader to scare the other gnomes into submission. For some reason Albert is particularly bloodthirsty in this simulation.

 

[JayMark]

So Albert decided to assassinate the underwear gnome leader to scare the other gnomes into submission. For some reason Albert is particularly bloodthirsty in this simulation.

So as not to rush the plot and have this assassination over and done with before the payoff could be earned, Albert decided to have a meeting to carefuly plan the assasination of the gnome leader with the other characters, then rushed to the gnome's house alone and stabbed him thirty times with rusty kitchen knife.

DOH!

 

[ElijahRyne]

He stabbed the wrong guy 28 times and the right one twice. One for each hand that the gnome leader used to steal the knife from Albert, before trying to stab Albert with the commandeered knife.

 

[Ruti]

turns out, neither were the correct guy, as he stabbed the guy on the right for no reason at all

 

[Navillus]

The guy on the right just so happened to be Santa and now they have to save Christmas Albert’s kids happiness is on the line… the gnome is also the first cousin of the head elf at Santa’s work shop and that elf is a scary scary women.

 

[Ruti]

Of course, if Albert wasn't as much of an a absent mother as she was, she would know her kids don't believe in Santa, nor Christmas. They do, however, believe in Catsmas, where a humanoid cat that definitely isn't Suls in disguise brings them presents.

 

[Ruti]

(I find it funny how we excluded Arthur almost entirely)

 

[ElijahRyne]

Albert realizing he was caught in his assassination mission, realized that there was only one way out. Kill the witnesses and it will be a perfect assassination. They asked for forgiveness from their children, whose names have long been forgotten by them.

 

[Ruti]

Then one man pointed out that it wouldn't be an assassination if he killed everyone, and that it would be really obvious if everyone but him is dead

 

[ElijahRyne]

Albert ignored the old man because no one, but the people here, knows that he was here. In fact she looked it up and realized that he had been classified as a ‘missing person’ by her relatives and spouse.

 

[Joeyb0ii]

Chapter 26! Link: SHWAS

 

[Ruti]

But while she was looking it up, someone had gone and snapped a picture of her present and sent it over to show that she was now not missing

 

[ElijahRyne]

Albert laughed, ‘That fool fell for my trap! My form when seen through a digital medium causes all who see it to share it before dying of extremely fast acting brain cancer. The longest living survivor I have seen was some guy who was blind, not because their eyes didn’t work, but because their brain couldn’t process the information that it saw.’

 

[Ruti]

Unbeknownst to Albert, his "extremely fast acting" cancer still took 400 years to get to the point of actual damage, as it was designed with immortals in mind, not mortals who die in 100 years anyways. Furthermore, it made you immune to other cancers while curing it! As a result, he saves thousands of other cancers because everyone affected by it barely live for 100 years anyways! And immortals already made a cure to the cancer anyways
He then leaves the area, only to be captured by her wife and dragged back home​

 

[Navillus]

When they arrived at their home they saw Catsanta that definitely wasn’t Suls putting presents under the portal to the many eyed tentacle monster statue before disappearing with a “Nyo ho nyo~” as she left.

 

[Ruti]

Albert and Arthur then confine themselves in their bedrooms for three days and three nights, as Arthur is very pent up from her wife's absence. Meanwhile, the children are sent to play with Uncle cow on the pasture

During all of this, there is still no mayor in Atlanta

 

[ElijahRyne]

“Albert still doesn’t remember the names of their children. As this simulation progresses I wonder if Atlanta will elect their king before they remember.” The reader said before trying to dive into the ground beef road. They fell onto the wall of their cell.

 

[Navillus]

(It’s truly a good thing Suls accidentally turned Atlanta into a paradox so it didn’t get completely erased when the simulation was reset-nya~)

 

[Navillus]

The reader then noticed the portal where Suls was napping and accidentally left open after she left.

 

[Ruti]

The reader then enters and pets Suls forever