Question about the cover art

[georgelee5786]

It is good enough

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Did someone hurt you?

It's not that I hate humans, as you are not worthy of the emotion of hate. Hate requires that I care. Both love and hate require an amount of investment into a given topic. I simply cannot be bothered to hate you. No. It's just that I find you disgusting. Specifically, your bones.

When your ancestors came up with the concept of endoskeletons, you need to understand, at first, I thought it was a joke. We told ourselves it was just a fad and tried to ignore it. I mean, exoskeletons took a while to catch on, and while they aren’t for everyone, the smooth curves and glossy exteriors are not unpleasing.

Now normally organic material should undulate and flow, not… ughhhh… defy local gravity and stand upright because you have poles stuck inside you. If you want to stretch out, just leave the confines of your gravity well like normal organic material. So we ignored it at first. Then suddenly endoskeletons were popping up everywhere.

What's worse, just last *Hherhrghsgh* one of our spawns was planning on going out to devour a civilization when I noticed it wasn't undulating correctly. When pressed, the spawn became evasive. That's when I noticed that it had stuck long poles inside itself, not unlike an endoskeleton.

That's when I sternly waggled a pseudopod in a disapproving fashion at it and exclaimed, "You are NOT going out to consume like THAT young lord of Existence!" Immediately it started complaining about how all the other spawns were doing it and I responded, "If everyone else climbed into a singularity, would you follow?" Then I banished her to the Plane of Resplendent Agonies.

I mean, only the second one. I wasn't THAT upset… it just needed to learn some manners. Manners that can only be learned by wallowing in abject misery. I know, I know, spare the flaying, spoil the spawn. I guess I’m just an old softy at heart.

But I digress,

My point is, This whole "bone" thing has gotten out of hand.

Consider this a warning. Stop having bones. IMMEDIATELY. If you don't stop having skeletons, we will be forced to take action.

I'm sure you can see how we are only thinking about the future of our unholy abominations that should not exist. It's such a minor request, actually. Please don't get all up in arms about artistic expression or that sort of thing. You really don't have the limbs to spare.

 

[Deleted member 113259]

It's not that I hate humans, as you are not worthy of the emotion of hate. Hate requires that I care. Both love and hate require an amount of investment into a given topic. I simply cannot be bothered to hate you. No. It's just that I find you disgusting. Specifically, your bones.

When your ancestors came up with the concept of endoskeletons, you need to understand, at first, I thought it was a joke. We told ourselves it was just a fad and tried to ignore it. I mean, exoskeletons took a while to catch on, and while they aren’t for everyone, the smooth curves and glossy exteriors are not unpleasing.

Now normally organic material should undulate and flow, not… ughhhh… defy local gravity and stand upright because you have poles stuck inside you. If you want to stretch out, just leave the confines of your gravity well like normal organic material. So we ignored it at first. Then suddenly endoskeletons were popping up everywhere.

What's worse, just last *Hherhrghsgh* one of our spawns was planning on going out to devour a civilization when I noticed it wasn't undulating correctly. When pressed, the spawn became evasive. That's when I noticed that it had stuck long poles inside itself, not unlike an endoskeleton.

That's when I sternly waggled a pseudopod in a disapproving fashion at it and exclaimed, "You are NOT going out to consume like THAT young lord of Existence!" Immediately it started complaining about how all the other spawns were doing it and I responded, "If everyone else climbed into a singularity, would you follow?" Then I banished her to the Plane of Resplendent Agonies.

I mean, only the second one. I wasn't THAT upset… it just needed to learn some manners. Manners that can only be learned by wallowing in abject misery. I know, I know, spare the flaying, spoil the spawn. I guess I’m just an old softy at heart.

But I digress,

My point is, This whole "bone" thing has gotten out of hand.

Consider this a warning. Stop having bones. IMMEDIATELY. If you don't stop having skeletons, we will be forced to take action.

I'm sure you can see how we are only thinking about the future of our unholy abominations that should not exist. It's such a minor request, actually. Please don't get all up in arms about artistic expression or that sort of thing. You really don't have the limbs to spare.

Yo when's the new humanity patch coming out?

 

[Deleted member 54065]

It's not that I hate humans, as you are not worthy of the emotion of hate. Hate requires that I care. Both love and hate require an amount of investment into a given topic. I simply cannot be bothered to hate you. No. It's just that I find you disgusting. Specifically, your bones.

When your ancestors came up with the concept of endoskeletons, you need to understand, at first, I thought it was a joke. We told ourselves it was just a fad and tried to ignore it. I mean, exoskeletons took a while to catch on, and while they aren’t for everyone, the smooth curves and glossy exteriors are not unpleasing.

Now normally organic material should undulate and flow, not… ughhhh… defy local gravity and stand upright because you have poles stuck inside you. If you want to stretch out, just leave the confines of your gravity well like normal organic material. So we ignored it at first. Then suddenly endoskeletons were popping up everywhere.

What's worse, just last *Hherhrghsgh* one of our spawns was planning on going out to devour a civilization when I noticed it wasn't undulating correctly. When pressed, the spawn became evasive. That's when I noticed that it had stuck long poles inside itself, not unlike an endoskeleton.

That's when I sternly waggled a pseudopod in a disapproving fashion at it and exclaimed, "You are NOT going out to consume like THAT young lord of Existence!" Immediately it started complaining about how all the other spawns were doing it and I responded, "If everyone else climbed into a singularity, would you follow?" Then I banished her to the Plane of Resplendent Agonies.

I mean, only the second one. I wasn't THAT upset… it just needed to learn some manners. Manners that can only be learned by wallowing in abject misery. I know, I know, spare the flaying, spoil the spawn. I guess I’m just an old softy at heart.

But I digress,

My point is, This whole "bone" thing has gotten out of hand.

Consider this a warning. Stop having bones. IMMEDIATELY. If you don't stop having skeletons, we will be forced to take action.

I'm sure you can see how we are only thinking about the future of our unholy abominations that should not exist. It's such a minor request, actually. Please don't get all up in arms about artistic expression or that sort of thing. You really don't have the limbs to spare.

Btw, TheEldritchGod is one of SH Tsunderes, @denisewilde.

Proof

 

[justdenise]

Btw, TheEldritchGod is one of SH Tsunderes,

I saw the illustration, a good one btw ? don't worry I was just checking in, we never know

It's not that I hate humans, as you are not worthy of the emotion of hate. Hate requires that I care. Both love and hate require an amount of investment into a given topic. I simply cannot be bothered to hate you. No. It's just that I find you disgusting. Specifically, your bones.

When your ancestors came up with the concept of endoskeletons, you need to understand, at first, I thought it was a joke. We told ourselves it was just a fad and tried to ignore it. I mean, exoskeletons took a while to catch on, and while they aren’t for everyone, the smooth curves and glossy exteriors are not unpleasing.

Now normally organic material should undulate and flow, not… ughhhh… defy local gravity and stand upright because you have poles stuck inside you. If you want to stretch out, just leave the confines of your gravity well like normal organic material. So we ignored it at first. Then suddenly endoskeletons were popping up everywhere.

What's worse, just last *Hherhrghsgh* one of our spawns was planning on going out to devour a civilization when I noticed it wasn't undulating correctly. When pressed, the spawn became evasive. That's when I noticed that it had stuck long poles inside itself, not unlike an endoskeleton.

That's when I sternly waggled a pseudopod in a disapproving fashion at it and exclaimed, "You are NOT going out to consume like THAT young lord of Existence!" Immediately it started complaining about how all the other spawns were doing it and I responded, "If everyone else climbed into a singularity, would you follow?" Then I banished her to the Plane of Resplendent Agonies.

I mean, only the second one. I wasn't THAT upset… it just needed to learn some manners. Manners that can only be learned by wallowing in abject misery. I know, I know, spare the flaying, spoil the spawn. I guess I’m just an old softy at heart.

But I digress,

My point is, This whole "bone" thing has gotten out of hand.

Consider this a warning. Stop having bones. IMMEDIATELY. If you don't stop having skeletons, we will be forced to take action.

I'm sure you can see how we are only thinking about the future of our unholy abominations that should not exist. It's such a minor request, actually. Please don't get all up in arms about artistic expression or that sort of thing. You really don't have the limbs to spare.

Sensei ?

We don't talk about it. Unless it's in tongues. But nobody speaks in tongues among youngsters nowadays. Bah, youth. Don't know how to respect their roots. Back in my days (insert 3000 word rant)

Wait, who's the youngster?

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Btw, TheEldritchGod is one of SH Tsunderes, @denisewilde.

Proof

I am NOT. I just hate all of you while secretly wishing you the best! If you cannot understand the distinction, then I have pity on you and any offspring that share your chromosomes. The complete opposite. Deretsun... Hmmm.. Deret-son. There's a pun there. I need to write that one down.

Yo when's the new humanity patch coming out?

Oh, you know how it is. Frickin' developers always releasing the beta and then expecting consumers to pay for early access. I mean, don't get me wrong, that 8 ounces of protein and lipids stuck on the front of your brains that gives you self-awareness while having zero access to objective reality is a remarkable achievement, don't get me wrong. I'm complaining about the aesthetic choices.

It's crunchy on the OUTSIDE, soft on the INSIDE, not the other way around. And don't tell me to just take out the bones. It's like making meatloaf. Ugh.

MEAT SHOULD NEVER COME IN THE FORM OF LOAF.

 

[justdenise]

Anyways, thank you to all of you the cover was approved?

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Wait, who's the youngster?

SCP-X54.1 "the youngster"
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