Opening Castle Gates Envy Edition

[AYM]

Works every time

 

[Deleted member 84247]

UUUOOOHHH!

 

[AYM]

UUUOOOHHH!

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Um... stop watching me.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

This bastard prepared this thread. All of the responses were prepared in advance, too. But you can't beat me, for I hold all of the cards. This is a farce! That is no vampy mommy! That is just @SailusGebel in a vampire princess costume. You can't fool me, mister.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I don't remember playing cards over opening the gates.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I don't remember playing cards over opening the gates.

You weren't invited on top of the wall. There is a secret Envy card table.

 

[Empress_Omnii]

What type of card game?

 

[AYM]

?? *slluuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrppppppp*


@SailusGebel reveals his hand, a glass three of hearts. He then takes out an inverted rainbow reverse card, a half-peeled banana, three illegal jokers, a stolen credit card, Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and 185 half-eaten photos of Mercury. @SailusGebel wins seven dollars, because Envy does not want to do math, which is enough money to bribe himself and a questionable companion through the castle gates.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

?? *slluuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrppppppp*


@SailusGebel reveals his hand, a glass three of hearts. He then takes out an inverted rainbow reverse card, a half-eaten banana, three illegal jokers, a stolen credit card, Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and 185 half-eaten photos of Mercury. @SailusGebel wins seven dollars because Envy does not want to do math, which is enough money to bribe himself and a questionable companion through the castle gates.

I don't even want to attempt to iron this out. My gates are already made of iron, and the cattle on my blood farm are already full of iron. The irony is that I drink iron in my free time. This is why they say I have bones made of solid steel. So don't even try to steal your way into the keep, or I will press you like when you're ironing out clothes.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I am already inside the gates though.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I am already inside the gates though.

That's why I am expediting your deportation. You don't even have a red card.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

That's why I am expediting your deportation. You don't even have a red card.

I don't need a red card, as I am a citizen of earth.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Why open it alittle, only anon could fit through that small crack. I guess mother doesn't like Big vampire booba?

 

[Empress_Omnii]

I guess mother doesn't like Big vampire booba?

Sacrilege

 

[JayMark]

This bastard prepared this thread. All of the responses were prepared in advance, too. But you can't beat me, for I hold all of the cards. This is a farce! That is no vampy mommy! That is just @SailusGebel in a vampire princess costume. You can't fool me, mister.