Ok, so what would you do if you could capture real life pokemon and make them your slaves

Ymadthepirate

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Kinda like Pokemon

I would use mine to rob banks and become the king of this realm starting my own evil group and ya know, causing trouble, and lopunny :s_wink:?
 

Irl_Rat

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
 

Ymadthepirate

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Lopunny, Gardevoir, Salazzle, Tsarenna
 

BearlyAlive

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
No, you didn't
 

Ilikewaterkusa

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Kinda like Pokemon

I would use mine to rob banks and become the king of this realm starting my own evil group and ya know, causing trouble, and lopunny :s_wink:?
Kill idiot people
 

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SilvCrimBlac

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
I know this reddit post, and you are evil sir.
 

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I love reddit so much. It is not a circlejerk for pseudo intellectuals and people unwilling to accept that there are other valid political views.
Lol. The first half, sure. But as far as the political views, the average user tends to lean left. I've had to leave several Reddit groups that were as far from politics as could possibly be, because those morons would waltz in talking shit about Trump or Ted Cruz, and then when me or others asked them to provide sources for their claims, they'd report on us instead of you know, proving their crap. This shouldn't have been hard since CNN is caught lying quite regularly, has been called out on it by other various news stations (not just Fox), and has been sued and lost numerous court cases in just the last 4 years for lying on record and on print. I can't believe it would have been that hard to find at least one CNN article claiming something insane that they could've used. The Cruz bit was amusing to me though because most people don't even know who Cruz is half the time so I found those ones funny, especially when they didn't even get what state he was in correct.
 
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Irl_Rat

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Lol. The first half, sure. But as far as the political views, the average user tends to lean left. I've had to leave several Reddit groups that were as far from politics as could possibly be, because those morons would waltz in talking shit about Trump or Ted Cruz, and then when me or others asked them to provide sources for their claims, they'd report on us instead of you know, proving their crap. This shouldn't have been hard since CNN is caught lying quite regularly, has been called out on it by other various new stations, and has been sued and lost numerous court cases in just the last 4 years for lying on record and on print. I can't believe it would have been that hard to find at least one CNN article claiming something insane that they could've used. The Cruz bit was amusing to me though because most people don't even know who Cruz is half the time so I found those ones funny, especially when they didn't even get what state he was in right.
Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer. I will not provide evidence and will report you if you suggest otherwise.
 

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I feel like I’ve linked this video in a different thread before, deja vu?
 

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this is the type of shit i thought of when i was 9
I'd catch a Ditto then you know the rest
teach it how to turn into humans
make it turn into a girl
and i dont think i need to say anything else
 

BearlyAlive

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this is the type of shit i thought of when i was 9

teach it how to turn into humans
make it turn into a girl
and i dont think i need to say anything else
Yes, use said Ditto to commit crimes on your behalf, fraud the internet simps, and then get the bounty for it. Rinse and repeat
 
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