Life's a drag

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Life's a drag, so write the most depressing shit you can come up with. See if you can draw tears from these button eyes.

 

[Sola-sama]

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

This nearly drew tears of laughter. Perhaps not quite successful. But funny!

 

[Deleted member 58005]

No, stay happy

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

No, stay happy

That sounds nice.
How does one do that again?

 

[Deleted member 58005]

That sounds nice.
How does one do that again?

You turn that frown around >

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

You turn that frown around >

This better?...
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[Deleted member 58005]

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A smile's a smile, keep smiling

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I want to kill myself, but I'm afraid of my corpse looking stupid.

Oh wait, that one's pathetic.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

A smile's a smile, keep smiling

Will do!!!

 

[Sola-sama]

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Please know that even if you are the most fucked up, crazy and broken person with unspeakable trauma and daddy issues, there are still people like me who think 'I can fix her, but whatever the fuck is wrong with her is way hotter'.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

every day, there are aproximately 12 youth suicides

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I want to kill myself, but I'm afraid of my corpse looking stupid.

Oh wait, that one's pathetic.

I want to kill myself, but I'm afraid it'll happen too fast to make it look pretty and artful.
We are two sides of the same coin, my man.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

every day, there are aproximately 12 youth suicides

but these are rookie numbers. We must pump them up. Seek out troubled teens and help them

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Now this is a thread that needs to purge their intrusive thoughts.
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[Deleted member 58005]

Now this is a thread that needs to purge their intrusive thoughts.
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I'll help you this time, dragon. Would you allow me to ride on your back?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Now this is a thread that needs to purge their intrusive thoughts.
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I have gone to three funerals in one month.
Will I be the fourth?

every day, there are aproximately 12 youth suicides

@TenderHuman Lol. Maybe we should raise it...
But I want to buy a new phone. So postponing it so I can buy and enjoy said new phone is a great idea.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I want to kill myself, but I'm afraid it'll happen too fast to make it look pretty and artful.
We are two sides of the same coin, my man.

Already tried 15 times, but I still got to live that I eventually got tired of trying.

but these are rookie numbers. We must pump them up. Seek out troubled teens and help them

Already did this, but carrying others' burdens is exhausting and I got burned out.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I'll help you this time, dragon. Would you allow me to ride on your back?

No

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I have gone to three funerals in one month.
Will I be the fourth?

NO.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

No

NO.

Fine, take your well done steak and shove it in their faces