LeilaniOtter
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So, we were driving home just now and a few birds were in the street in front of us, pecking at some leftover food. I motioned to my partner driving, and pointed to the feathered critters. "Birbs ahead."
He nodded. "I see the birbs."
"Fly away, birbs!" I exclaimed and they finally darted off as we passed.
As we approached the house, we heard our neighbor's dog across the street, barking away. "Does that doggo ever shut up?" I sighed as we unlocked the door.
"Doggos gotta bark," he chuckled. "Hey, it's the holiday, what're we in the mood for?"
"How about a 'zza?" I offered as we stepped inside.
"Alright, just no sausage. Last time I was 'cuuming bits out of the rug."
And we went about our day working.
I'm sitting here right now and a bit lost.
What kind of crazy language were we using...?
Birb.
Doggo.
'Zza.
'Cuum.
My gods, what's wrong with us?!
He nodded. "I see the birbs."
"Fly away, birbs!" I exclaimed and they finally darted off as we passed.
As we approached the house, we heard our neighbor's dog across the street, barking away. "Does that doggo ever shut up?" I sighed as we unlocked the door.
"Doggos gotta bark," he chuckled. "Hey, it's the holiday, what're we in the mood for?"
"How about a 'zza?" I offered as we stepped inside.
"Alright, just no sausage. Last time I was 'cuuming bits out of the rug."
And we went about our day working.
I'm sitting here right now and a bit lost.
What kind of crazy language were we using...?
Birb.
Doggo.
'Zza.
'Cuum.
My gods, what's wrong with us?!
