Why wouldn't I? They get high on puffers, we get high on mushrooms. They kill each other, we kill each other. They hunt for sport, we hunt for sport. They're complete assholes, we're complete assholes. It's a match made in heaven.Who the fuck wants to bridge the gap between us and dolphins?
Bro, there isn't enough ocean between us and those motherfuckers already, in my opinion.![]()
Seriously, those bitches know no crime they wouldn't commit. I don't think we need any more of those around.Why wouldn't I? They get high on puffers, we get high on mushrooms. They kill each other, we kill each other. They hunt for sport, we hunt for sport. They're complete assholes, we're complete assholes. It's a match made in heaven.
Anonjohn, you're not allowed to reply. We ALL already know your answer.
For me, I'd say an octopus. They're not the smartest species in the world, but they're definitely up there, and if they ruled the world, maybe they could bridge the gap between us and some of the smarter aquatic creatures, like dolphins and whales.