I just watched a spider losing its prey.

TheMonotonePuppet

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What a failure.
It’s wrapping it up, then bam. The fly yeeted itself away somehow.

Stupid spider, you had one job.
When I was younger, me and my siblings had a plastic, circular jar and we’d go hunting for the biggest spiders we could find. When we’d find them, we would carefully stick them into the globe with the hope they’d become the next big champion.

It was a full-on gladiator contest up in there.

We’d also catch a bunch of smaller spiders. Got to have the fodder, you know?

So when, one cycle (a cycle being the current champion’s reign), imagine our surprise when a small spider we saw getting brutalized by a huge wolf spider is queen of the roost.
 
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When I was younger, me and my siblings had a plastic, circular job and we’d go hunting for the biggest spiders we could find. When we’d find them, we would carefully stick them into the globe with the hope they’d become the next big champion.

It was a full-on gladiator contest up in there.

We’d also catch a bunch of smaller spiders. Got to have the fodder, you know?

So when, one cycle (a cycle being the current champion’s reign), imagine our surprise when a small spider we saw getting brutalized by a huge wolf spider is queen of the roost.
I now have an idea why do you like Eldritch horror.
 

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Nothing brings me more malicious joy than hearing about the failings of arachnids.
 

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What a failure.
It’s wrapping it up, then bam. The fly yeeted itself away somehow.

Stupid spider, you had one job.
It noticed you observing it so it made itself appear weaker so you'd underestimate it. It now plots your demise in safety.
 
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