House girl

[CheertheSecond]

You returned home and found out your house had turned into a hot giant girl.

What do you do next?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Find a new home. Possibly charge rent. Maybe go find a wizard to fix or return it to normal because it is awfully suspicious.

 

[AYM]

 

[Representing_Tromba]

It is a real estate

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

You returned home and found out your house had turned into a hot giant girl.

What do you do next?

I'm homeless...

 

[Lloyd]

Slit her throat and hope she turns back into my house once she dies.

 

[georgelee5786]

Demand she return to being my house

 

[Deleted member 84247]

 

[HelloHound]

use her in war and sleep in her bra

 

[Nolff]

Normals: "Damn... Does that mean I own her?"
Degenerates: "Come to papa~"

Every single inhumane, incomprehensive, mind-boggling, extraordinary, sadist, brutal, terrorizing, scary, over-f***ing-powered, lunatics:

"Question."

*Menacingly T-Posing while questioning*

 

[ThrillingHuman]

That happens sometimes, what's the problem

 

[great_sloth]

You returned home and found out your house had turned into a hot giant girl.

What do you do next?

Enter through the door ?.

 

[RedMuffin]

You returned home and found out your house had turned into a hot giant girl.

What do you do next?

Obviously, you have to find some clothes for her to wear. I doubt she would magically manifest clothes.

That's what a gentleman should do.

 

[Tempokai]

Realizing that the house turned into a giant will not live for long without sustenance and call nearest military unit or supernatural center to put it out of misery until it starts to eat anything near it

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Sleep at my parents' house while we devise a plan to use the giant girl to make enough money to rebuild my house.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I really wonder how nobody said 'live inside her'.

 

[BearlyAlive]

How stacked are we talking? 3 stories, 4 stories, Skyscraper-sized? The answer is important and decides whether I can enter from the backdoor or need a lift to enter her

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

 

[CheertheSecond]

How stacked are we talking? 3 stories, 4 stories, Skyscraper-sized? The answer is important and decides whether I can enter from the backdoor or need a lift to enter her

She has the same volume as your house so you can work out the size from there. Her shape is the average fit girl.

 

[Cipiteca396]

I feel a great swelling of pity for this being.

Also, obligatory "Do you need a place to stay? Yeah, well, so do I now..."