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ThrillingHuman

ThrillingHuman

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I don't know why but I can't stop laughing when I read it
He and the guard fell to the ground like shit, and Fu Nianchi could remember every word of what happened next… It’s hard to forget the original text after reading it.

[I saw a golden light descending from the sky, and it hit the coffin in the middle of the mourning hall with a “bang”. In an instant, the whole mourning hall was so bright that it could blind people’s eyes, and the two sneaky people kept raising their hands to cover their eyes, screaming and turning their heads to avoid it. 】

[The coffin board made of jade splits into two, and slides to both sides. A white figure appears. He is slender and handsome. 】

【Ye Canglan folded his hands and put them on his chest. In a sacred and inviolable posture, he slowly floated up from the coffin and spiraled into the sky. 】

【The moment he opened his eyes, two laser dynamic light waves shot out from Ye Canglan’s eyes, hitting the terrified Fu Nianchi and the guard in the middle, and the two of them turned into flying ash, without even a scream. 】

【Ye Canglan raised his head, the laser beam pierced a big hole in the roof of the mourning hall, broke through the clouds, and shot straight into the sky! 】

[In this way, amidst the holy chants of Hallelujah, he spun upwards, gathered the colorful clouds in the early morning, regained his fairy body, and returned to the Nine Heavens. 】
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【The moment he opened his eyes, two laser dynamic light waves shot out from Ye Canglan’s eyes, hitting the terrified Fu Nianchi and the guard in the middle, and the two of them turned into flying ash, without even a scream. 】
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Literally,
 
Corty

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Gebel-chan and Anon2023 fell to the ground like shit, and Paul Tromba could remember every word of what happened next…

[He saw a golden light descending from the sky, and it hit the coffin in the middle of the mourning hall with a “bang”. In an instant, the whole mourning hall was so bright that it could blind people’s eyes, and the two sneaky people kept raising their hands to cover their eyes, screaming and turning their heads to avoid it. 】

[The coffin board made of jade splits into two, and slides to both sides. A white figure appears. He is slender and handsome. 】

【Prince Azmiran Myrian folded his hands and put them on his chest. In a sacred and inviolable posture, he slowly floated up from the coffin and spiraled into the sky. 】

【The moment he opened his eyes, two laser dynamic light waves shot out from Prince Azmiran Myrian's eyes, hitting the terrified Anon2023 and Gebel-chan in the middle, and the two of them turned into best friends, without even a scream. 】

【Prince Azmiran Myrian raised his head, the laser beam pierced a big hole in the roof of the mourning hall, broke through the clouds, and shot straight into the sky! 】

【In this way, amidst the holy chants of Hallelujah, he spun upwards, gathered the colorful clouds in the early morning, regained his fairy body, and returned to the One True Heaven.】

【What the fuck just happened?】The teacher, Hans.Trondheim asked, walking in his class of chuunibyous, watching the chaos ensuing while everyone was recording it with their phones, so they could get inspired by the usual fight that broke out before class and write the most epic next chapter in their own novels.
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@SailusGebel
@Paul_Tromba
@Anon2023
@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
@Hans.Trondheim

No. I won't stop.


Sorry. :blob_no:
 
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