HAPPY BIRTH OF THE REAL MOTHERLAND

[J_Chemist]

It was July 4th for you.

For me, it was Thursday.

My condolences.

 

[Corty]

I'm bringing AI Weeb shit for my Muricanos on their special day. Happy Pew-Pew, Throw The Brits Into The Sea Day.

 

[J_Chemist]

I'm bringing AI Weeb shit for my Muricanos on their special day. Happy Pew-Pew, Throw The Brits Into The Sea Day.

 

[LuoirM]

What the hell does “we carry these boats” even mean?

It's a video where 6 SEALS trainees carry a boat on their shoulders. If one of them fall down the boat's gonna fall down cus balance.

 

[Agentt]

I feel like many saw not the inkling of irony.

I literally ratio-ed you, your opinion no longer matters.

"real motherland"? What is false motherland then

USSR I presume.

 

[J_Chemist]

USSR I presume.

FOOKIN COMMIES

 

[Agentt]

FOOKIN COMMIES

sadly my crush is a commie so...

 

[J_Chemist]

sadly my crush is a commie so...

 

[Lloyd]

The only time I'm proud to be American is when I'm high on heroine, caffeine, and nicotine.

 

[2wordsperminute]

The only time I'm proud to be American is when I'm high on heroine, caffeine, and nicotine.

I wish I could american flag react to this.

 

[Verdant]

A THREAD FOR THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE.
BECAUSE FUCK ENGLAND, OPPRESSION, AND TAXES. THE FACT THAT WE PUT UP WITH TWO OF THOSE THREE ON THE DAILY IS BLASPHEMY BUT HERE WE ARE.
ENJOY A COLD ONE ON ME. COOK THEM THEIR STEAKS UNTIL THEIR JUICY.
SHOOT OFF YER GUNS AND SHOUT SOME YEEYEES FOR ME.
AND MOST OF ALL--REMEMBER WHY WE EXIST AND WHAT WE ARE.
THE PINNACLE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.
THE GUARD DOG OF THE WORLD. AND THE ACTUAL REASON RUSSIA HASN'T ATTACKED EUROPE YET AND WHY CHINA IS SCARED OF TAIWAN.

SOME BOZOS BROUGHT TEA, SO WE HAD A PARTY.
SOME BOZOS STARTED A FIGHT, TWICE, SO WE FINISHED THEM BOTH.
SOME BOZOS TOOK OUR TOWERS, SO WE TOOK THEIR ECONOMY.
AND BY WILL OF THE GODS, WE'LL BE READY FOR THE NEXT BOZO WHO STEPS TO US.
WE CARRY THESE BOATS.


Now have some memes, which is the real reason I made this thread. I'm going to get blasted for the next 24 hours. For those who are American and celebrate today, drink smartly, be safe with fireworks, and please don't burn your house down grilling. Have a good time and enjoy your freedoms. We've lost plenty these recent years but in the grand scheme of the world, we're still doing pretty alright. Could be better, but we could be much worse.

And if you are drinking, pour one out for the boys. The boys who actually bled fighting for the soil you're standing on, not the 70% of cucks I deal with on the daily today.

United States of America is bad. We want Uzbekistan to take over and force every American to speak Uzbek. I speak for all muricans.

 

[J_Chemist]

Are you bored?

And sorry but the us is a pretty shitty country
I'm happy with my 30 days vacation 20 of those mandatory in the labor law!
And I'm happy that I will never have to fear crippling debt Due to a medical problem

And pride for sending people to their death in a war is so wrong I know war is unavoidable thanks to Human stupidity but don't be proud about it!

So please go away with your strange patriotism!

FOUND THE COMMIE

United States of America is bad. We want Uzbekistan to take over and force every American to speak Uzbek. I speak for all muricans.

 

[Agentt]

Are you bored?

And sorry but the us is a pretty shitty country
I'm happy with my 30 days vacation 20 of those mandatory in the labor law!
And I'm happy that I will never have to fear crippling debt Due to a medical problem

And pride for sending people to their death in a war is so wrong I know war is unavoidable thanks to Human stupidity but don't be proud about it!

So please go away with your strange patriotism!

bro had 1 message to type and spoke cringe

 

[J_Chemist]

bro had 1 message to type and spoke cringe

All bro had to do was keep it level but he went right over the tower.

Crazy.

 

[Corty]

but he went right over the tower.

Is that some kind of alternate reality fanfic that I am too European to get?

 

[J_Chemist]

Is that some kind of alternate reality fanfic that I am too European to get?

If this thread is my last, know that I at least went out with a bang.

 

[J_Chemist]

Yeah I just love how America is full of fat, ugly, and stupid losers now and all the good people are being replaced with Mexicans, Indians, and Chinese immigrants. Really amazing that this is the culmination of everything my ancestors fought and died for.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Are they creators of hamburg steak, or hamburgers as we know them today? I think it is an important distinction.

Both. Hamburg steak/Salisbury steak were northern European but it is difficult to pinpoint where. Some say Germany while others say Norway or Sweden. The hamburger was a German sailors meal where doc vendors would sell hamburg steak between bread as a quick street food. It later evolved as the practice spread.

 

[J_Chemist]

Both. Hamburg steak/Salisbury steak were northern European but it is difficult to pinpoint where. Some say Germany while others say Norway or Sweden. The hamburger was a German sailors meal where doc vendors would sell hamburg steak between bread as a quick street food. It later evolved as the practice spread.

The fact that it was street food turned American staple is fitting.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Both. Hamburg steak/Salisbury steak were northern European but it is difficult to pinpoint where. Some say Germany while others say Norway or Sweden. The hamburger was a German sailors meal where doc vendors would sell hamburg steak between bread as a quick street food. It later evolved as the practice spread.