Halloween is nearing so here's an informative video on the rules of Halloween

J_Chemist

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ThrillingHuman

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Yeah, sure, Halloween. Totally works and deeefinitely keeps the unclean things at bay. Not like there is a coven led by a humble but very amazing Great Witch that has saved the world more times than you could count from accidental spillage of demonic forces throughout the centuries. Noo, it was all this dumb tradition.
How about we replace this stupid holiday with something that celebrates the actual heroes? I would absolutely not mind sacrifices of firstborns in my name and such. Banners with my august visage on every house, people singing songs praising this great witch... a cult or two... sounds better than whatever this is
 

EldritchPotato

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Yeah, sure, Halloween. Totally works and deeefinitely keeps the unclean things at bay. Not like there is a coven led by a humble but very amazing Great Witch that has saved the world more times than you could count from accidental spillage of demonic forces throughout the centuries. Noo, it was all this dumb tradition.
How about we replace this stupid holiday with something that celebrates the actual heroes? I would absolutely not mind sacrifices of firstborns in my name and such. Banners with my august visage on every house, people singing songs praising this great witch... a cult or two... sounds better than whatever this is
I second this, big fan of human sacrifice in my name, and bonus points if they are lathered in penut butter.
 
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