First Time DND Player

[ClosetPossum]

I always wanted to play DnD too. I had a mock campaign with some friends and I played as a Kobold gag character, a thief that was like 3 ft tall. I fell down a tree during a race to the top and there was another time we were fighting some bandits and my teamate almost axed my head off. Funny moments like these make playing special!

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

I always wanted to play DnD too. I had a mock campaign with some friends and I played as a Kobold gag character, a thief that was like 3 ft tall. I fell down a tree during a race to the top and there was another time we were fighting some bandits and my teamate almost axed my head off. Funny moments like these make playing special!

I've decided I'm going to play as an orc bard named Big Toe who does all the stereotypical bard stuff in the most orcish way possible. Want to seduce the pretty barmaid? Challenge her to unarmed combat. Cast vicious mockery? "Hey! You am butt!" Cast bardic inspiration? "You am better kill thing goOoOoOoOod! Or me am pound you into muUuUuUuUuUuUush!"

 

[ClosetPossum]

I've decided I'm going to play as an orc bard named Big Toe who does all the stereotypical bard stuff in the most orcish way possible. Want to seduce the pretty barmaid? Challenge her to unarmed combat. Cast vicious mockery? "Hey! You am butt!" Cast bardic inspiration? "You am better kill thing goOoOoOoOod! Or me am pound you into muUuUuUuUuUuUush!"

Omg this is so perfect, it’s hilarious! Ahahah

I always wanted to play DnD too. I had a mock campaign with some friends and I played as a Kobold gag character, a thief that was like 3 ft tall. I fell down a tree during a race to the top and there was another time we were fighting some bandits and my teamate almost axed my head off. Funny moments like these make playing special!

Evidently enough I WAS THE ONE who had all the gold and my team constantly asked me for money. I even stole the inn keeper’s sword from his room a greatsword damn heaviest thing i carried to SELL TO THE INNKEEPER!!!

“is that my sword?”
“No… do you want it?”