The coliseum was filled to the brim with spectators. The many amphibians, reptiles, furry, and hairy peoples stood in anticipation of an act no one had seen before. The fliers outside of the arena had a form of entertainment never before seen in the world of Uluum. Everyone had come to watch the so called bringer of peace known as stand-up comedy. Envy had made a name for herself as a vampiric observational comedian. She took to the stage as all of the people became silent, waiting for her to speak.
"Mghmmm..." She cleared her voice. Is this thing on? She tapped the runes around her magic microphone, and the thing shimmered, projecting it's light into the theatre for but a moment. The crowd remained silent, but Envy became determined as she swept her gaze across the crowd for the first time.
"So...this is my first time on a big stage. I see we got dragons in the crowd. What's up
@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian? I see we got blobs too. Aye,
@greyblob. We even got a princess. Yo
@SailusGebel"
"If you are in the crowd you are likely already in Prince's hoard, but if you aren't then you are probably a question mark. By the way, what's the deal with punctuation marks controlling the rules anyway? Shouldn't they be the ones asking the questions of superiors? Leave it up to a real man to make the rules...Someone with spunk...Someone with pizzazz...I am of course referring to the neighborhood princess gebelina."
"Geblina has more spunk than the cysts that grace
@NotaNuffian. Geblina has more sass than the memes of
@Sola-sama...Most of all she has more controversial opinions than the other question mark."
"Speaking of question marks and genderbent exclamation points, what about that
@Anon2023 guy eh? That guy was wanting to be the head hancho so bad he put himself as the main character of his own lore.
@Hans.Trondheim the artist even signed off on it. You couldn't get a bigger conspiracy than if you talked to that one guy who called Tony a snowflake."
"Anyway, I am going to get canceled for this, so I intend to also talk about the toxic vampire that blew up for no reason. I mean, she is so cringe that not even dracula would put her head on a pike. Her rhyme schemes are worse than if
@RepresentingEnvy the autist got hit by a wooden log and tried to take up mumble rapping."
"Alright, that is all the time we got for today ladies and gentlemen. Toxic vampy is signing out."
