Facial hairs anyone?

[Conqueror_Quack]

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Isn't this normal to you , you know all eldritch horror stuff

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Isn't this normal to you , you know all eldritch horror stuff

Look Mister I-have-bones-on-the-inside-of-my-body-and-a-bill-I-cannot-withdraw-inside-of-myself-instead-of-a-proper-beak-like-a-cephalopod.

There is nothing more disgusting than an endoskeleton. ANYTHING that covers up the fact you have an endoskeleton is an improvement. Those eyebrows do a fine job of hiding the fact you have eyesockets. I wish your eyebrows were so large they covered up your entire face. The only part of a human that isn't disgusting is boobs. Why?

No bones.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

The only part of a human that isn't disgusting is boobs. Why?

No bones.

What about ears ,nose, ass and the junk

 

[TheEldritchGod]

What about ears ,nose, ass and the junk

Dude... you HEAR using BONES.

Do you have... Any... IDEA... how F'd up that is? Nobody else does that. Just you guys.

JUST.

YOU.

Everyone talks about you all the time behind your back. Seriously.

GET. HELP.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Dude... you HEAR using BONES.
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Do you have... Any... IDEA... how F'd up that is? Nobody else does that. Just you guys.

JUST.

YOU.

Everyone talks about you all the time behind your back. Seriously.

GET. HELP.

My point still stands about junk though.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Eyebrows and eyelashes. I realized this was a facial hair thread, so I was wondering why pubic hair was an option. Do y'all really transplant your pubes to your face? Humans amaze me.

 

[prognastat]

Eyebrows and eyelashes. I realized this was a facial hair thread, so I was wondering why pubic hair was an option. Do y'all really transplant your pubes to your face? Humans amaze me.

I took it as innuendo, but who knows.

 

[HelloHound]

eyebrows are excellent, expressive, and can be groomed very attractively

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I don't know.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Beard... Sadly school dress code prevents me.

 

[CarburetorThompson]

Several years ago I grew a mustache like Rivers Cuomo after seeing Weezer play. It made me look like a serial killer from the 90s so I shaved it after a few months, haven’t grown anything since.

 

[georgelee5786]

I wanna pornstache

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Eyebrows are a must, unless you are a third-level super sayan. In that case you look cool without them.

 

[Rezcore]

PREPOSTEROUS!

Also, for those who can't read a joke, I'm joking. Don't write a 500-word essay about it. Get a life, please.

Spoiler: Wrote by ai, as a joke

In the grand tapestry of facial hair, there exists a crown jewel that reigns supreme, the mustache. It's not just a collection of hair above the upper lip; it's a statement, a proclamation of one's commitment to unparalleled facial extravagance. As we embark on this hairy journey, let us delve into the whimsical world of the mustache and explore why it stands as the undisputed champion of facial foliage.

Firstly, the mustache has a unique ability to transform a face from mundane to magnificent. It's like the superhero cape of the facial hair universe – don the mustache, and suddenly, you're the hero of your own story. No other facial hair accessory has this magical power to elevate one's appearance with such minimal effort. It's the ultimate cheat code for an instant charisma boost.

Furthermore, the mustache boasts an impressive versatility that puts other facial hair styles to shame. From the classic handlebar to the dapper pencil, the mustache has an array of styles that cater to every personality. It's a facial chameleon, adapting to the wearer's mood and whims. Need to channel your inner cowboy? Opt for the rugged horseshoe. Feeling fancy? The English-style mustache is here to lend an air of sophistication. The mustache is not merely a piece of hair; it's an accessory that complements your ever-changing style.

Let's not forget the sheer comedic potential housed within the confines of the mustache. It's the unsung hero of humor, effortlessly turning a somber face into a canvas for laughter. The handlebar mustache, in particular, has an inherent comedic quality that can't be matched. Picture this: a well-timed twirl of the mustache while delivering a punchline – instant hilarity. It's the facial hair equivalent of a rimshot, adding a touch of whimsy to every situation.

Moreover, the mustache carries with it a rich history of iconic figures who have proudly worn this symbol of masculinity. From Salvador Dali's flamboyant mustache that rivaled his surrealist art to Tom Selleck's iconic Magnum P.I. mustache that became the envy of men everywhere, the mustache has been a companion to greatness throughout history. It's not just facial hair; it's a badge of honor worn by those who dare to be bold and unapologetically stylish.

Let's address the elephant in the room – the beard. While the beard may have its place in the facial hair pantheon, it pales in comparison to the mustache's undeniable charm. Beards may come and go with trends, but the mustache remains a timeless classic. It's the Audrey Hepburn of facial hair, effortlessly elegant and always in vogue.

In conclusion, the mustache stands tall as the unrivaled champion of facial hair. Its ability to transform, its versatile styles, its comedic prowess, and its rich history all contribute to its undeniable supremacy. So, the next time you find yourself at a crossroads in the facial hair department, remember this – when in doubt, grow a mustache. Your face will thank you for the touch of whimsy and undeniable charm that only a mustache can provide.

What

 

[Placeholder]

If your combover game is good enough, you just need one of the above.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

My husband has very nice eyelashes, and my kid inherited them.