Dumbest Comments You've Gotten

CountVanBadger

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If you've been sharing stories on the internet for more than a day, you've definitely gotten at least one comment from a reader that makes you think "Who chews this guy's food for him?". Like this one I got on XNPC, where someone was so desperate for an excuse to glaze communism that they invented a scenario that never happened in the book to justify bringing it up.
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What were some of yours?
 

TheKillingAlice

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That comment is pretty accurate, it's almost like they know you. :blob_happy:
Wouldn't be surprised if it was someone also on this very forum, not gonna lie. :blob_cookie:
I gotta say, I love your way of replying, tho. :blob_cookie: Here, Cookie. 🍪


I, personally, am still hung up on a particularly stupid review, which I have already complained here about, because it's older. But there's, like, two more that I thought were extremely dumb.

As you can see, it's such a weird wording, it feels too specific - at the same time, it's absurdly unspecific. The only thing he kind of specified was, suspiciously, the only thing he ever commented under the actual story, which was at Chapter 25. That, in itself, was just a non-combatant character being shocked. And he phrases it, as if it was about "all combat" scenes, which aren't that action-y in my novel, that's true, but, uhm, it was the first combat scene here. He had literally nothing to compare it to. Everything else is a complete nothing-burger and that totally irks me.
I also hate saying that, but even feels a bit artificial. He literally contradicts himself. Is there, or is there not any explanation on how the world works? You can't say there are no introductions into the world, but then explanations on magic are "unwelcome" - ya can't have your cake and eat it too. And what do you mean, there are questions with no relevance to the story that should be answered but aren't?
If he really had something specific to say, why say it in such a way where it takes more effort to play pronoun game than to simply quote a question you mean say "things like that"?
I mean, it's long ago, but hell am I still pissed. They could all be valid claims, but I can only point at a single one and that one isn't valid, because it's people out of their depth acting like people out of their depth. :blob_popcorn_two:


Then there was this one, which is... I don't even know what to say. THIS is her first association?
Like, I used to be a teenager. 13-year-olds are well-aware of their body. If you fall asleep without tits and wake up with them, you will notice.




And then this one. For the sake of fairness: This is retarded, because of the context.
For that context, have a look at my marvelous synpsis (okay, it's shit, but that's not the problem here).

He was the King, the big Brother;
He was the first among all others,
And one day, he decided to vanish.



This is the story of Milton, who died an old man, just to be reborn as Isaac Layer and start anew, setting out for another quiet life in the shadows.
Yet suddenly, Gates started to open up in various places of the world, welcoming guests from other dimensions - Monsters and Beasts, stronger than any modern weapon, tougher than any steel armor, and more intent on eradicating humanity than even humanity itself was.
It forced him to make a decision:
As every world was, upon conception, meant to collapse and die, would he rally the Gods to make a move, or would he just watch it burn? Would he let the newly awakened Hunters do all the work and leave mankind to fend for itself?


[CONGRATULATIONS
You have been Awakened by the Authority of
THE CROW AND THE BUTTERFLY
Welcome to Solomon's System!]
"Oh dear, what did I get myself into now?"
 
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JayMark

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All my readers comments were actually reasonable. The only really stupid ass comment came from someone on RR who didn't even read a single chapter. I wasn't in a happy mood that day.

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I clipped my response because I went into a rant.
 

JHarp

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Looking through my old books on a different platform it seems once I purged most of the BS, that the person didn't attempt to flood the story while I ignored the site for 6 years.

Don't know how much context I gave before regarding the feedback that basically stopped me posting my writing for years, but basically I had pissed someone off with a bad review on someone elses story, and because I dared to argue the person went out of their way to make a stack of burner accounts using the name of the character in the story among other things.

I ended up basically hating the character because they signed up with accounts named after some of the characters I had written and started saying and implying weird stuff in some kind of fetish roleplay in my comments
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They then decided to run around as the named character, harrassing everyone they were able to, to draw attention to the whole thing.
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All of these are JUST the things that I'm able to find by the person who was a larger author at the time, who decided to help me out in reporting the issue and getting my work a bit more attention.

This is why I quit reading and writing online for years, even now I feel the rush of anxiety for the whole thing.
 

Corty

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Here, I have more:
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The next is a long one with a simple answer:
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Engagement is a statistic-booster:
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Sometimes, the answer is simple:
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Sometimes the answer is just as long as the question:
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Easy:
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This is one of those guys who complain about being cold yet going out naked.
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And then the same guy who skips parts of the chapter:
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Lastly, someone who didn't read the synopsis where I explain everything because I added author notes directly because of dumb-dumbs like this one:

 

JayMark

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Here, I have more:
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The next is a long one with a simple answer:
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Engagement is a statistic-booster:
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Sometimes, the answer is simple:
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Sometimes the answer is just as long as the question:
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Easy:
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This is one of those guys who complain about being cold yet going out naked.
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And then the same guy who skips parts of the chapter:
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Lastly, someone who didn't read the synopsis where I explain everything because I added author notes directly because of dumb-dumbs like this one:

I would have told the polygamy commenter that they solve the problem by castration of the excess men.
 

Ararara

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I've got a couple.
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(My main character doesn't have a ponytail.)


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(This reader continued reading/commenting for 20 more chapters.)
 
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