Dumb names people name their children

[CrimsonGenius]

Someone named their child Goddesss. Jokes on them she hasn’t ascended. How pretentious.

 

[BLIGHT_ZERO]

Someone named their child Goddesss. Jokes on them she hasn’t ascended. How pretentious.

the lady who named her child the longest name in the world
Usually, people with hard-to-say or very long names have a TON of meaning in said names. She made up gibberish and slapped it on her daughter.

 

[Iloveshovels]

Any name not mine or related to shovels

 

[BearlyAlive]

Just saw a "Princess" as first name during my part-time job. Was a nice girl, and took the "your highness" jokes well enough to only start laughing after leaving the place.

I've also heard English and Murricans sometimes name their boys after male genitals...

 

[beast_regards]

I've also heard English and Murricans sometimes name their boys after male genitals...

Strangely enough, they never specify the size.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Bob

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Wussle

 

[BearlyAlive]

And shortly after thinking Princess is the weirdest one I'll see in a while, I meet a fucking "Theophrastus"... Even Paracelsus would have been a better name... If you punish your child with that name, at least give him the whole package of "Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim"...

 

[BLIGHT_ZERO]

Just saw a "Princess" as first name during my part-time job. Was a nice girl, and took the "your highness" jokes well enough to only start laughing after leaving the place.

I've also heard English and Murricans sometimes name their boys after male genitals...

lmao, richard.

Wussle

Sounds like a 1950's insult. "what a wussle."

 

[2wordsperminute]

Abcd

 

[BearlyAlive]

Abcd

Now that's a dumb name. If you don't want to name your child, the least you could do is let the cat walk over the keyboard instead of this.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Bob

Bill

 

[CrimsonGenius]

Do anime names count? I heard someone named their child after a Fire Emblem character off Final Fantasy.

 

[JayMark]

Strangely enough, they never specify the size.

Of course they do. Big Richard. Little Richard.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Someone named their child Goddesss. Jokes on them she hasn’t ascended. How pretentious.

A student of mine was named Roroni Kenshin.

Bill

Blob

 

[SwallowForm]

 

[BLIGHT_ZERO]

indian men will never beat the Bobs and Vegana allegations

 

[tiaf]

And shortly after thinking Princess is the weirdest one I'll see in a while, I meet a fucking "Theophrastus"... Even Paracelsus would have been a better name... If you punish your child with that name, at least give him the whole package of "Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim"...

Ironically, they don't accept Mimi as a name.

 

[Puji-Maki]

X Æ A-12 Musk, Tau Techno Mechanicus, Exa Dark Sideræl Musk.

And yes, these are the names of Elon Musk's children.

 

[True_Myriad_Monarch]

doctor