Writing Prompt Continue the scenario no.3

[CheertheSecond]

"I withdraw 2 bills of $10 from the ATM machine. By tributing $20 from my hand, I special summoned my Cheap Whore girlfriend in attack position. Due to the effect of my Jealous Girlfriend, my Jealous Girlfriend is special summoned in attack position while Cheap Whore girlfriend being set into defense position. By tributing both my Cheap Whore girlfriend and my Jealous Girlfriend, I normal summon Yandere Waifu to the field in attack position. Due to the effect of Yandere Waifu, I lost half of my life point- Wait! Stop! No! Arghhhh!!!"

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Random NPC who happens to have an "Internet Gibberish to Comprehensible" Translation Card walks up, slaps me with it, figures out what just happened, and walks away laughing at my stupidity. Jealous Girlfriend develops a crush on random NPC and runs after him...