Adventurer's Guild Choose Your Power

[Woolen_Monkey]

Create slippery banana peels.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I am capable of performing best possible quality surgery regardless of availability of tools or right environment

 

[MintiLime]

My very existence forever destroys all life that there is and ever will be and ever was in any and definition of life and time and space

This creates a time paradox, sucking your specific realm into a never ending time loop starting at your birth and ending with your death, which also happens to be simultaneous

 

[BigBadBoi]

Create slippery banana peels.

You're the only one that can step on them

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Create slippery banana peels.

You have to slip on them

 

[ThrillingHuman]

This creates a time paradox, sucking your specific realm into a never ending time loop starting at your birth and ending with your death, which also happens to be simultaneous

Life of the time loop was also destroyed

 

[BigBadBoi]

Contradictory to power description due to it "destroying all life immediately"

Then you live in a simulation

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Mating season. I can set/change a creature's mating season.

 

[MintiLime]

I am capable of performing best possible quality surgery regardless of availability of tools or right environment

Your power is believed to be witchcraft and it is rumored that you remove your patient’s souls as well as their illness. No one will ever trust you, and you may be burned at the stake in the future

 

[MintiLime]

Life of the time loop was also destroyed

Time loop isn’t alive

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Then you live in a simulation

But I still destroy everything anyway vecause my power is unaffected by where I am due to "in any and all defintions of space and time"

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Time loop isn’t alive

"any definition of life"

 

[BigBadBoi]

Mating season. I can set/change a creature's mating season.

They're never horny FOR YOU. You only get to watch.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Your power is believed to be witchcraft and it is rumored that you remove your patient’s souls as well as their illness. No one will ever trust you, and you may be burned at the stake in the future

But since I am already a witch I don't really care

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Mating season. I can set/change a creature's mating season.

Which destroys their hormonal balance in such a violent way they die soon after

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I can give cats the magical ability of flight

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Passive Luck

It's not only passive but also lazy and listless.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

I can give cats the magical ability of flight

But they only go up.

 

[Raymann]

Banana teleportation. The ability to teleport to the closest banana.

For some unknown reason, half of the time, you teleport in front of a unwrapped human.
*monkey stares above.
*Angry growl.... What he sees always makes him lose his mind.
'Good monkey.... No monkey.... No bite .... Not there.... Aaaahhhaaaa..'
*Teleports leaving a trail of blood behind.
'monkey says no horny.'

 

[Raymann]

I can give cats the magical ability of flight

Which makes them go crazy and attack you back.