A toy for all!

[Deleted member 113259]

Then you are Scrooge Incarnate!

@ConansWitchBaby No you're not. You're not invited to the club.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Then you are Scrooge Incarnate!

I know right? That was duller than a monotone puppet.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I wasn't talking about serial killer stuff. I was also talking about sci-fi or fantasy. You upload their brain into the bear first, or you do it with magic. Either way, they will live on forever. If they curse their new form, they will get over it eventually. Trust me as someone who is immortal.

But...you're not a teddy bruh, or ses.

You're a beautiful vampire! I can't force my friends...even their brains...into furry bear suits! I'd like to keep the illusion of choice. ?

 

[LunaSoltaer]

Huzzah! I can rain limitless scores of fiery vengeance!!!

... within the confines of an overly adorable plastic collector's box ?

it's tsuntsun time :3

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I know right? That was duller than a monotone puppet.

True! An awe-inspiring feat of boredom.

Huzzah! I can rain limitless scores of fiery vengeance!!!

... within the confines of an overly adorable plastic collector's box ?

it's tsuntsun time :3

I look forward to the miniature, cute wasteland that shall form!

 

[MrToothySmiles]

Mwahahahaha…
Uhm… what about this?

I will buy anything to worship senior!

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I will buy anything to worship senior!

I admire your commitment! And hey. Just know you are improving your demonic arts in the process too!

 

[MrToothySmiles]

I admire your commitment! And hey. Just know you are improving your demonic arts in the process too!

Thats great! Soon, i'll be as great as the mighty Sola-sama himself1

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

No one wants a woolen monkey ? ?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

@LunaSoltaer you voted for Scrooge incarnate.
But you bought some of the toys…
Bet you thought I wouldn’t check the poll options.
But I did.
I found a wrench in the works.
A fly in the gears.
A bug in the machine.
It was you! Trying to skew the results of our poll! J’accuse!

 

[Deleted member 113259]

@LunaSoltaer you voted for Scrooge incarnate.
But you bought some of the toys…
Bet you thought I wouldn’t check the poll options.
But I did.
I found a wrench in the works.
A fly in the gears.
A bug in the machine.
It was you! Trying to skew the results of our poll! J’accuse!

Someone dare try to join my club without proper initiation?!

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

There. Poll is still open. People can still vote on this for the next 15 months.

 

[LunaSoltaer]

@LunaSoltaer you voted for Scrooge incarnate.
But you bought some of the toys…
Bet you thought I wouldn’t check the poll options.
But I did.
I found a wrench in the works.
A fly in the gears.
A bug in the machine.
It was you! Trying to skew the results of our poll! J’accuse!

zehahaha.

The ultimate scrooge not only doesnt biy toys, she PIRATES! yar har har!

And now she will sail off into the depths of her books, waiting for the arrival of the S.S. Red Notification Number

 

[Deleted member 113259]

zehahaha.

The ultimate scrooge not only doesnt biy toys, she PIRATES! yar har har!

And now she will sail off into the depths of her books, waiting for the arrival of the S.S. Red Notification Number

No, you ain't a Scrooge. You haven't earned that title.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

zehahaha.

The ultimate scrooge not only doesnt biy toys, she PIRATES! yar har har!

And now she will sail off into the depths of her books, waiting for the arrival of the S.S. Red Notification Number

Ye be dastardly, matey!

 

[MintiLime]

honestly I would love a plushy of my self wouldn't that be absolutely adorable

Have you ever heard of MyTwin Dolls?

an image.

Stuffed animal still better than taxidermy

 

[Bartun]

I want a Dragon Wooden Statue!

 

[Rhaps]

A cloak inspired by my avatar would be nice

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

You know what I think everyone should have... A monkey plush that totally doesn't have a camera in it to collect intel.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

You know what I think everyone should have... A monkey plush that totally doesn't have a camera in it to collect intel.

I think I should make a list of the darker, more evil toys on this list. Feel free to ask my reasoning for any one of the toys on this list!

Iamnotarobot self-replicating toy soldiers
The Monotone Puppet cursed puppet
LunaSoltaer funkopop version
K5Rakitan robot equipped with the futuristic f*** tech of the future
APieceOfRock a rock (of lovely grey color)
Cipiteca ventriloquist dummy
Woolen_Monkey windup toy with cymbals
AliceShiki magical girl merchandise
Sola-sama Potato Head (Demonic sect human anatomically correct model version)