A toy for all! (Part Two)

What toy do you want?

  • Gryphon happy meal plastic toy (press the dinky button and watch those big wings flap!)

    Votes: 4 14.3%
  • BlackNightX transformers (knight turns into big sword)

    Votes: 3 10.7%
  • Redadam-ElliePorter copartnership mass-produced RepresentingEnvy body pillows

    Votes: 5 17.9%
  • CrimsonGenius red alien sponge toy (head grows when put into water)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Corty contact lenses (“Heterochromia. It’s a groovy mutation.”)

    Votes: 5 17.9%
  • DiscoDream blue-tinted disco ball (perfect for grandparents and the craze going strong in Egypt)

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • MrToothySmiles masquerade mask

    Votes: 4 14.3%
  • Jemini celestial kaleidoscope

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • CheerTheSecond balloon animal (warning: pops easily. warning: red; floats around sewers)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • ElijahRyne walkie-talkie

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • ACertainPassingUser collectible marbles (if you find these, let me know! Are always passing me by!)

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • TheEldritchGod $/&@:”thinks you would make a terrible toy”@&))@“-

    Votes: 3 10.7%
  • RootBeerBert fake root beer (not safe for children… and adults)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • TenderHuman jack-in-the-trash can

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • Generic.Archdemon clay archdemon model (the original!)

    Votes: 4 14.3%
  • Lorelliad fake glasses (squirt water at opponent when you touch it in anime inspiration)

    Votes: 3 10.7%
  • Shard abstract road glass art piece (NOT A TOY! DON’T BUY)

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • TheMonotonePuppet cursed puppet …

    Votes: 6 21.4%
  • OP1000 battery-powered racecars with race car track

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Aaquil cookie-eating animatronic (comes with waddle-y cat/duck feet)

    Votes: 7 25.0%
  • Alseki etch-a-sketch (note: writes ratings really well)

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • Ilikewaterkusa fake water bottle (why are there so many prop drinks?!)

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • LilRora ornate FAKE fiery ribbons (complaints: my son made me think his hand was on fire)

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • T.K._Paradox evil queen, soft felt, apple ball

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • Cupcake Ninja “cupcake” with all the “frosting” you could need; comes with ninja mask for BDSM)

    Votes: 4 14.3%
  • I won’t buy any! I’m Scrooge incarnate

    Votes: 7 25.0%

  • Total voters
    28
  • Poll closed .

TheMonotonePuppet

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Oh, I actually commented on this thread before~

I had completely forgotten about it... Ehe~?
A nice refresher maybe? What's your five favorite/chosen ones?
We need a function to notify us if we end up in a poll. :blob_sir: :blob_hmm_two:
That's probably really useful! Because let me tell you, I have no intention of reposting everyone's names in the author's note to call 'em all into a thread.
 

AliceShiki

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Only that one? Sadness...
 

TheMonotonePuppet

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@RepresentingEnvy Body Pillows are so comfy and have the Envy in Vampire school uniform (Front) with Envy in High Vampire Dress (Back)
Here at Puppet Inc., we also offer a limited time RepresentingEnvy comfy Christmas sweater and a RepresentingEnvy bat-themed artillery cannon. Only for 999.99 dollars each!

*Not including tax
 

TheMonotonePuppet

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It's free for me right?
You only have to pay the cost of materials here at Puppet Inc. *roguish wink with increasingly brittle smile*
Free! Free, she asks. Free, my ass! Entitled idols and their desire for free merch. The idiocy never ends *grumble, grumble…*
 
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