A favorite couple of quotes of mine, from the same show
1. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.
2. Burns: Well everyone one kniws war is hell
BJ Honeycutt: remember, you hear it here last.
Hawkeye: War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them — little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
