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I appear to be winning... for the time being.

Unfortunately, I do not have the authority to tell dad jokes. I was told by a dad (not my dad, just some dad who I have no relation to, nor do I know their child) that I am not allowed to use them until I become a father. I can't even remember what dad joke I made that day, but it was so bad...

Anyone got some money I can borrow?

Didn't someone in the forums make a hopeful, albeit unlikely prediction that pirates would be the next big thing in fantasy?

Huzzah!

I'm currently winning.

I am winning. Probably.

No

Thank you.

The correct answer.

Mhm.

Yes.

Do you own a laser pointer?

Hm... there appears to be some sort of fourth wall here...

There was always a poll. Nobody will ever believe otherwise. You're clearly going senile. And to clarify, I meant a tool will be provided if it's absolutely necessary to accomplish the task. You can't just ask for something you can use and get it. For example, you'll get a screwdriver if you...

There's a task that needs to be completed, if it's not, something terrible will happen, but you don't know what or where. Outside tools cannot be brought in, if a tool is required, it will be provided once you accept. The task could be something that could be incredibly easy for you...

It would appear we're in a forum.